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Don't miss the "We Bare All!" billboards on the highway for 100 miles before you get to the raggedy-ass strip club. They convinced me to come in. Once.

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Why can't I think of funny shit like that? Is there something wrong with me? I mean, I can even do calculus, but I can't think of funny shit like that.

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Lee's mistake was aiming too low. "I'm not picking cotton." Well, duh. Howzabout "I'm not sipping mint juleps on the veranda?" Or "I'm not relaxing on a sunny beach?" Or "I'm not getting blown by a certain Warner Robins City Councilman?"

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and it can be woven into muslin.

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Racism in Georgia? I feel a faint coming over me. Quick, someone fetch my smelling salts as I delicately collapse onto the chaise longue on the veranda!

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I'm glad I'm not in the land of cotton Old times there are best forgotten Fuck off Fuck off Fuck off, Dixie Land.

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I can't find it now but there was a paper I read years ago about the legacies of racism faced by post-colonial black Africans has been the quagmire from which not progress can be made on the continent. When I suggested to the professor that this might apply to homosexuals, African-Americans and women he started braying like a donkey.

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