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In their defense, Fox used to use dogwhistles which enabled these people to look their family and friends in the eye and claim "UH UH! They have a black emoployee!"Now that the dogwhistle broke, they're kinda on the hook

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Easiest job in all the world

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~snicker~ Another accolade to Fauci that will gall Trump.

[Dr. Anthony Fauci To Throw First Pitch For Washington Nationals' Season OpenerJuly 20, 20208:45 PM E

When America's pastime officially returns on Thursday, it will be ushered in by none other than the country's leading infectious disease expert.

The Washington Nationals announced Monday that Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, will throw out the ceremonial first pitch on Opening Day.]

https://www.npr.org/section...

*And it would have been glorious to see Trump lumbering, galumphing, out to the mound. Throwing the ball, which would have hardly made it off the pitcher's mound. And then having a golf cart haul his monstrous carcass back off the field because he was unable to make it back.

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Retreating along dusty Virginia roads can lead to white clothing items becoming sort of brownish

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He can declare Himself Emperor for life. The military holds the last cards

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So true. That corporate HR claptrap just jumps off the page as flagrant BS.

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Is there anything you don't hate? It's just a partially naked person with tattoos. Do you object to the covered nipples, the person, or the tattoos?

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It's better as a description of my last orgy.

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Maybe it’s the offer if the handjob on their profile page that cinched it.

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Tell kitty to forget about the humidity, she needs to check the dew point, then get angry if it's above 70.

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I hate body shaming, but in Trump's case, because I hate him, I'll make an exception.He overflowed his chair during the Chris Wallace interview, and if he thinks putting his arms between his legs, and crouching forward hides his fat gut, he's got another think coming.

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Answering myself: Yes, he actually did. So that's good.

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Please remove the link to a potential spam site from your profile, OK? It sets off my "are you sure you want to follow that link?" software. And the "Do you wanna handjob?" bit looks pretty damned iffy. Thanks.

— Dok Zoom, moderator.

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