Post-apocalyptic America has a few rules still, like "stay out of trailer parks at night," and "personal mobility scooters are hilarious, in every context." Did we have to say that? NO, on to the real issue: America also has some very awful rules, like "automatically assume a black man walking into a bank with a check probably stole it." Ikenna Njoku is a black man
<i>&quot;...Chase Special Investigations, realized it was a mistake.&quot;</i>
Fox News presents &quot;CSI : Bank Division&quot;. This week the team investigates a plot to audit corporate political contributions. Warning: May not be fair and balanced.
well i was trying to make a &#039;banking while black&#039; joke back many many hours ago but my fucking phone shut down and i was in traffic for two and a half hours (distance traveled: 16 miles and i am NOT in LA right now.) and i&#039;m sure one of you other brilliant people got to that.
instead i will merely note that most criminals are smarter than our racist tard teller and wouldn&#039;t try to <i>go to a bank to cash a stolen / forged check</i>.
Hey, now, Chase is <i>&quot;working quickly to understand all the details so we can reach a fair resolution.&quot;</i> They&#039;ve only had a little over a year to do so.
I would suggest this means that if you owe Chase money, you should be given a year or so to &quot;understand all the details&quot; before you have to pay anything.
Banks now have so much money that they can do no wrong - it&#039;s official. This includes deciding who gets to own a home, who gets to lose a home, and who gets arrested. It&#039;s much more efficient to have these things centralized, don&#039;t you think?
<i>&quot;...Chase Special Investigations, realized it was a mistake.&quot;</i>
Fox News presents &quot;CSI : Bank Division&quot;. This week the team investigates a plot to audit corporate political contributions. Warning: May not be fair and balanced.
We&#039;ve been around for a long, long year Sent many a man&#039;s dough to waste.
A clone.
oh owls. i am sorry you are there (unless you want to be and then i am glad you are there) and i will take this challenge.
AND they can speak with money like all the rest of us.
which is funny to say about a bank.
well i was trying to make a &#039;banking while black&#039; joke back many many hours ago but my fucking phone shut down and i was in traffic for two and a half hours (distance traveled: 16 miles and i am NOT in LA right now.) and i&#039;m sure one of you other brilliant people got to that.
instead i will merely note that most criminals are smarter than our racist tard teller and wouldn&#039;t try to <i>go to a bank to cash a stolen / forged check</i>.
i would also like to nominate our racist-tard teller as US america employee of the year.
Come to think of it, where does Obama cash HIS checks?
Hey, now, Chase is <i>&quot;working quickly to understand all the details so we can reach a fair resolution.&quot;</i> They&#039;ve only had a little over a year to do so.
I would suggest this means that if you owe Chase money, you should be given a year or so to &quot;understand all the details&quot; before you have to pay anything.
Banks now have so much money that they can do no wrong - it&#039;s official. This includes deciding who gets to own a home, who gets to lose a home, and who gets arrested. It&#039;s much more efficient to have these things centralized, don&#039;t you think?
In NYC they have special places for colored people to cash checks. Auburn should get some of these.
Yeah ... I&#039;m surprised we haven&#039;t learned all about his immigration application, and any sketchy friends or relatives yet.
Look out!!!!! It&#039;s a black man with a large___________!!!!!!
Check is not the first thing that comes to mind is it?
Drink now.