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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...Chase Special Investigations, realized it was a mistake."</i>

Fox News presents "CSI : Bank Division". This week the team investigates a plot to audit corporate political contributions. Warning: May not be fair and balanced.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

We've been around for a long, long year Sent many a man's dough to waste.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

A clone.

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fuflans's avatar

oh owls. i am sorry you are there (unless you want to be and then i am glad you are there) and i will take this challenge.

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fuflans's avatar

AND they can speak with money like all the rest of us.

which is funny to say about a bank.

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fuflans's avatar

well i was trying to make a 'banking while black' joke back many many hours ago but my fucking phone shut down and i was in traffic for two and a half hours (distance traveled: 16 miles and i am NOT in LA right now.) and i'm sure one of you other brilliant people got to that.

instead i will merely note that most criminals are smarter than our racist tard teller and wouldn't try to <i>go to a bank to cash a stolen / forged check</i>.

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fuflans's avatar

i would also like to nominate our racist-tard teller as US america employee of the year.

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The Quirk's avatar

Come to think of it, where does Obama cash HIS checks?

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Mahousu's avatar

Hey, now, Chase is <i>"working quickly to understand all the details so we can reach a fair resolution."</i> They've only had a little over a year to do so.

I would suggest this means that if you owe Chase money, you should be given a year or so to "understand all the details" before you have to pay anything.

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Banks now have so much money that they can do no wrong - it's official. This includes deciding who gets to own a home, who gets to lose a home, and who gets arrested. It's much more efficient to have these things centralized, don't you think?

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In NYC they have special places for colored people to cash checks. Auburn should get some of these.

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Yeah ... I'm surprised we haven't learned all about his immigration application, and any sketchy friends or relatives yet.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Look out!!!!! It's a black man with a large___________!!!!!!

Check is not the first thing that comes to mind is it?

Drink now.

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