Post-apocalyptic America has a few rules still, like "stay out of trailer parks at night," and "personal mobility scooters are hilarious, in every context." Did we have to say that?
<i>&quot;...Chase Special Investigations, realized it was a mistake.&quot;</i>
Fox News presents &quot;CSI : Bank Division&quot;. This week the team investigates a plot to audit corporate political contributions. Warning: May not be fair and balanced.
well i was trying to make a &#039;banking while black&#039; joke back many many hours ago but my fucking phone shut down and i was in traffic for two and a half hours (distance traveled: 16 miles and i am NOT in LA right now.) and i&#039;m sure one of you other brilliant people got to that.
instead i will merely note that most criminals are smarter than our racist tard teller and wouldn&#039;t try to <i>go to a bank to cash a stolen / forged check</i>.
Hey, now, Chase is <i>&quot;working quickly to understand all the details so we can reach a fair resolution.&quot;</i> They&#039;ve only had a little over a year to do so.
I would suggest this means that if you owe Chase money, you should be given a year or so to &quot;understand all the details&quot; before you have to pay anything.
Banks now have so much money that they can do no wrong - it&#039;s official. This includes deciding who gets to own a home, who gets to lose a home, and who gets arrested. It&#039;s much more efficient to have these things centralized, don&#039;t you think?
<i>&quot;...Chase Special Investigations, realized it was a mistake.&quot;</i>
Fox News presents &quot;CSI : Bank Division&quot;. This week the team investigates a plot to audit corporate political contributions. Warning: May not be fair and balanced.
We&#039;ve been around for a long, long year Sent many a man&#039;s dough to waste.
A clone.
oh owls. i am sorry you are there (unless you want to be and then i am glad you are there) and i will take this challenge.
AND they can speak with money like all the rest of us.
which is funny to say about a bank.
well i was trying to make a &#039;banking while black&#039; joke back many many hours ago but my fucking phone shut down and i was in traffic for two and a half hours (distance traveled: 16 miles and i am NOT in LA right now.) and i&#039;m sure one of you other brilliant people got to that.
instead i will merely note that most criminals are smarter than our racist tard teller and wouldn&#039;t try to <i>go to a bank to cash a stolen / forged check</i>.
i would also like to nominate our racist-tard teller as US america employee of the year.
Come to think of it, where does Obama cash HIS checks?
Hey, now, Chase is <i>&quot;working quickly to understand all the details so we can reach a fair resolution.&quot;</i> They&#039;ve only had a little over a year to do so.
I would suggest this means that if you owe Chase money, you should be given a year or so to &quot;understand all the details&quot; before you have to pay anything.
Banks now have so much money that they can do no wrong - it&#039;s official. This includes deciding who gets to own a home, who gets to lose a home, and who gets arrested. It&#039;s much more efficient to have these things centralized, don&#039;t you think?
In NYC they have special places for colored people to cash checks. Auburn should get some of these.
Yeah ... I&#039;m surprised we haven&#039;t learned all about his immigration application, and any sketchy friends or relatives yet.
Look out!!!!! It&#039;s a black man with a large___________!!!!!!
Check is not the first thing that comes to mind is it?
Drink now.