'Sup Boynton Beach city commissioner Marlene Ross? Oh, you are totally sure an "evil," "sinister" fellow commissioner has been threatening to extort you over the sexts you sent to your first cousin/lover? And much of the story is given to you breathlessly narrating in bodice-ripping Shades of Gray dialogue how you tried to hold off your first cousin/lover, etc., and it is all verbatim and weird? But all the cops who looked into it were like, "dude, lady, this does not fit 'extortion' but maybe you could talk to Lifetime?" Fun story! Fun city commission! Let us cover our computer screens from prying eyes, and blockquote, together!
And thank <i>you</i> for leaving it that way. So, OK, I <a href="http:\/\/www.boynton-beach.org\/government\/elected_officials\/commissioner-district_4\/index.html" target="_blank">did that</a>, but frankly I wouldn&#039;t recommend following the link. Either Terry found another pic tucked away in an obscure corner of the site, or the average female city commissioner dresses like an exceptionally modest Amish woman.
My p-rating has been moving more slowly than (r)Money&#039;s poll numbers. I&#039;ve been stuck at 118 since Moby Dick was a guppy. Perhaps the long tail of 5,000+ posts is taking it&#039;s toll?
Not that I care about having a big p- of course. Size doesn&#039;t matter.
Crap. You know things are beyond nuts when a Wonker can forget Arizona in a list of t3h Krayzeee. And yes, Mr. Akin&#039;s antics certainly warrant the inclusion of the Blow Me state.
Apart from focus a little more on Texas, South Carolina, Mississippi, Alabama, Kansas, Oklahoma, Idaho, Utah, and parts of Michigan, Minnesota and Iowa, that is.
Shelbyville libel!
And thank <i>you</i> for leaving it that way. So, OK, I <a href="http:\/\/www.boynton-beach.org\/government\/elected_officials\/commissioner-district_4\/index.html" target="_blank">did that</a>, but frankly I wouldn&#039;t recommend following the link. Either Terry found another pic tucked away in an obscure corner of the site, or the average female city commissioner dresses like an exceptionally modest Amish woman.
My p-rating has been moving more slowly than (r)Money&#039;s poll numbers. I&#039;ve been stuck at 118 since Moby Dick was a guppy. Perhaps the long tail of 5,000+ posts is taking it&#039;s toll?
Not that I care about having a big p- of course. Size doesn&#039;t matter.
Does it?
Nepotism - the other game the whole family can play.
I cut to the chase with Google images and that young lady has some shoulders!
Did she used to play for the Dolphins? And they let her keep the pads?
This a subtle win that has not received enough of a p-shower.
This is what happens when you fuck a cousin in ...
Oh, nevermind.
Crap. You know things are beyond nuts when a Wonker can forget Arizona in a list of t3h Krayzeee. And yes, Mr. Akin&#039;s antics certainly warrant the inclusion of the Blow Me state.
Darn you.
And, more pertinently to the story, also in Florida.
Hmm. That&#039;s not much of a turn on.
Sounds to me more like Boinkin&#039; Beach.
Oh, Florida! What would Wonkette do without you?
Apart from focus a little more on Texas, South Carolina, Mississippi, Alabama, Kansas, Oklahoma, Idaho, Utah, and parts of Michigan, Minnesota and Iowa, that is.