When Rod Blagojevich lost his cush job as governor of Illinois, everybody wondered how he would ever be able to put food on his family again because he was qualified to perform zero useful functions outside of being America's Clown. But then he got a book deal and people were all, "Oh hey nice six-figure book deal you got there, even if it's chicken scratch compared to what you could have gotten in bribes if you'd stayed in office." Now we "turn the page" on another "chapter" (GET IT???) of this exciting story.
Blagojevich May Starve Due To Lack Of Book Riches
Blagojevich May Starve Due To Lack Of Book…
Blagojevich May Starve Due To Lack Of Book Riches
When Rod Blagojevich lost his cush job as governor of Illinois, everybody wondered how he would ever be able to put food on his family again because he was qualified to perform zero useful functions outside of being America's Clown. But then he got a book deal and people were all, "Oh hey nice six-figure book deal you got there, even if it's chicken scratch compared to what you could have gotten in bribes if you'd stayed in office." Now we "turn the page" on another "chapter" (GET IT???) of this exciting story.