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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

We have missiles that can home in on hysterical laughter.

(You'd be amazed at how well they work in Pakistan.)

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I didn't laugh at that ... until I pictured it in my imagination. Now I can't stop snortling.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Being able to travel to Afghanistan to kill bin Laden is a fucking valuable thing.

chascates's avatar

You don't just give that away.

Fartknocker's avatar

Does he make cookware?

Spurning Beer's avatar

Rod would have Elvis-impersonated the shit out of Bin Laden, yo.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

At least no one asked him who Paul Revere was.

fuflans's avatar

rod would parachute him there.

fuflans's avatar

rod needs to save all his dreaming for when he gets out of jail.

fuflans's avatar

you know, the current crop of repubs - at all government levels - makes me long for the days of blago.