Shameless bozo Rod Blagojevich, on trial for trying to sell Obama's Senate seat, apparently read news of Osama bin Laden's May 2 death in the only light that Rod Blagojevich can read any news story: by imagining the words "Rod Blagojevich" somewhere in the headline. Would everyone like to consider the possibility that if Rod had appointed himself to the Senate seat, he would have had more superpowers than an entire team of Navy Seals?
We have missiles that can home in on hysterical laughter.
(You'd be amazed at how well they work in Pakistan.)
I didn't laugh at that ... until I pictured it in my imagination. Now I can't stop snortling.
Being able to travel to Afghanistan to kill bin Laden is a fucking valuable thing.
You don't just give that away.
Does he make cookware?
Rod would have Elvis-impersonated the shit out of Bin Laden, yo.
At least no one asked him who Paul Revere was.
rod would parachute him there.
rod needs to save all his dreaming for when he gets out of jail.
you know, the current crop of repubs - at all government levels - makes me long for the days of blago.