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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

We have missiles that can home in on hysterical laughter.

(You'd be amazed at how well they work in Pakistan.)

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I didn't laugh at that ... until I pictured it in my imagination. Now I can't stop snortling.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Being able to travel to Afghanistan to kill bin Laden is a fucking valuable thing.

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chascates's avatar

You don't just give that away.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Does he make cookware?

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Rod would have Elvis-impersonated the shit out of Bin Laden, yo.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

At least no one asked him who Paul Revere was.

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fuflans's avatar

rod would parachute him there.

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fuflans's avatar

rod needs to save all his dreaming for when he gets out of jail.

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fuflans's avatar

you know, the current crop of repubs - at all government levels - makes me long for the days of blago.

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