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JCfromNC's avatar

// Feeling fidgety and want to game it out? You can play with 270toWin for hours! //

You can also (if you have Steam) download and play Stardock Entertainment's "The Political Machine 2024". But that one's not free, they want $20 for it. OTOH, it's not just juggling Electoral College numbers but gaming out debates and campaign moves, so I guess you get what you pay for?

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2512090/view/4530150757095178422

Anna Bolique's avatar

My fellow Harris voters: don't forget to take account of the "Red Mirage,", ie, the fact that in-person, day-of votes will be counted before early and mail-in votes, so it might appear at first that Trump is winning. I believe Harris absolutely has this!

The G-7 Experience's avatar

There may be enough R votes for Harris to trim that effect.

Anzu's avatar

I believe she does as well. At this point I'm praying that the ratfuckery will be kept to a minimum.

Free beach's avatar

We all do. Cornered rats can be a problem tho.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. When we vote, we win. I've already voted, and am feeling like a winner.

Pliny the Younger's avatar

“Women for Trump”

Their enthusiasm positively lowers the temperature in the room by 10 degrees.

Anzu's avatar

Several of them have that glazed over look that speaks volumes. "I'm only here because someone is sponsoring me."

DemoCat's avatar

Are there enough women left that Trump hasn’t assaulted, insulted or made uncomfortable to form a bowling team?

Tommy Mo's avatar

Wimmen for tRump. That’s some serious Botox and fillers right there. Can’t tell from the photos but I imagine a couple of tons of silicone also, too.

As for Oprah: Meh

Stephen St John's avatar

Also some powerful self-hatred.

Free beach's avatar

“Wile e coyote for anvils!”

Mart's avatar

Expect the attempted terrorist attack on Ms. Swift chilled her political endorsements.

Alpaca22's avatar

But will she be humble when doing it??????

Cincinnatus's avatar

HuffPost: Tucker Carlson Bizarrely Blames Abortion For Increase In Hurricanes

'One person noted it's hard to know whether Carlison is "actually a resident of Crazytown or is just trying to sell people lots in Crazytown at inflated prices."'

“I’m sure I’ll be attacked for saying this, but I really believe it. People are like, oh, well, we had another hurricane, must be global warming,” Carlson said. “No, it’s probably abortion, actually. Just being honest.” “You can’t kill children on purpose knowing that you’re doing that in exchange for power or freedom or happiness, whatever you think you’re getting in return. You can’t participate in human sacrifice without consequences.”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/tucker-carlson-blames-abortions-for-hurricanes_n_67293680e4b0be8c956a2cd1?tog=&utm_source=buzzfeed&utm_medium=iframely

Stephen St John's avatar

Professional liar says "just being honest." Film at 11.

Darth Trad's avatar

So, what deal did Tuckems make that Devil is sending out his minions to collect on? If pressed, I'd say he hit and killed a homeless guy or maybe a Girl Scout.

The G-7 Experience's avatar

This sounds like some fucked up "walking from Omelas" stuff, but he's really calling Cthulhu....

Mike_Cramer's avatar

Tucker claims he's been molested by demons, it shouldn't be too far of a stretch for him to blame natural disasters on divine wrath.

Darth Trad's avatar

But people in Europe were aborting babies since who knows when. And the folks living in the Carribbean and around the Gulf of Mexico were getting those hurricanes? Whitey didn't know there were hurricanes till the 16th Century.

Lil Snot's avatar

Up fist for Sheetz. Best junk food in the USA!

NerdWithNoName's avatar

I'm a Wawa guy myself. The Sheetz coffee machine is too complicated.

Sally Gombita's avatar

I was born in Homestead. Haven't lived in PA since i was in my early 20's, but I'm hoping my state of birth makes me proud tomorrow.

Owlftr13's avatar

As a Flyers fan I can say with confidence, that Gritty is team Kamala. I'm sure he thinks Trump is a dumbfuck.

Lil Snot's avatar

And gives orange creatures a bad name..

paul's avatar

Kamala has finally stopped texting me, but the emails are still coming in.

Darth Trad's avatar

Give her ALL THE MONEY!

Wojciech's avatar

it's brown trousers time for Stinky.

Lefty Proud's avatar

I decided not to go into the city to work tomorrow because I don't fucking feel like it. Maybe Wednesday.

Dirty-Work's avatar

@NuestroPAC is texting 87,000 Puerto Ricans who still haven't voted yet a last minute text TODAY.

That's 87K in Pa. alone. Most the rest have already let their anger speak.

Michael B's avatar

I bet Donnie is very grumpy today...Kamala draws BIG crowds everywhere she goes now, and his crowds are showing fewer and fewer peoples...