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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Feed and house people? Like a common Jimmy Carter?

How would that glorify meeeeeeeeeeeee???????

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Fox News has also used imperfect people forever.

Example: Pete Hegseth. He doesn't wash his hands. Throws an axe and hits a drummer.

Now that's imperfect!

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Amy!'s avatar

Emaciated Brain-Eating Zombie 2020: Better than the Fat Shit-Eating Zombie, and that's Something. Right?

Not really an ideal slogan, but for a mere million dollars, what did you expect?

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Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

Screw this moron and every other one who decided to get into the race as a Democrat because the Democratic party "just isn't Republican enough for me and my friends." Fuck al ya'll. With long, pointy votes.

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BCB's avatar

You forgot to mention the part where as mayor, he got the city council to abolish the elected school board and put himself in full control of NYC public schools, while simultaneously promoting private charter schools and attacking the very foundations of public education.

During Bloomberg's time at mayor, the person in charge of the city's public school system was actively working to encourage rich parents to take their kids out of public schools (leaving less funding to educate children from poor families). It was a horrendous conflict of interest.

The exact same conflict of interest that currently exists under Education Secretary DeVos (who wants to abolish public education), and Secretary of Something Rick Perry (who wants to abolish whatever department he is running, if he can remember it), and EPA Administrator Wheeler (who was a coal lobbyist). Those aren't comparisons I want to see in a democratic nominee.

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Swampay's avatar

Trump claims he spent $66 million of his own money running for president. That didn't make him less corrupt.Especially since it's not likely that he spent more than $6.60 of his own actual money on the campaign anyway. (The Russian "donations" via money laundering are probably hidden in there somewhere)

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Jamie Stewart's avatar

They dont even need to give it away, so to speak.

Charitible foundations (real ones, not Trump-style shell ones), private building projects and using the money=speech anti democracy equation against those who came up with it would be a good start.

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Doug Langley's avatar

Hey, those chyrons don't read themselves.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

BUY governments.STEAL elections.Have they not been paying attention?

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I'd be interested in seeing them. I'll bet a cookie he pays next to nothing in taxes.

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miss_grundy's avatar

Shouldn't that description apply to his constituents as well?

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Sir David Chaillou, KSW  💋's avatar

"Crime can come back any time the criminals think they can get away with things."Crime is not a vocation. It's what happens when people can't find better alternatives for themselves and their families. You fight crime with education and fair wages, otherwise you're just trying to mop up the tide.

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miss_grundy's avatar

Then most of the people that SHS knows hardly read at all. Which tells you everything you need to know about SHS and her circle.

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Pepper. Just Pepper's avatar

Temptation Island! We get a candidate and a VP! And they’ll be drunk the whole time 🤣

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KC's avatar

pretty soon they will have it below 0.

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Sir David Chaillou, KSW  💋's avatar

In a fucking nutshell. Plus he's definitely the man who can lose to Trump.

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