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jydnys's avatar

Prediction: If it even happens, it will start public... and quickly shift to not-so-public when they start discussing names

Mike  O’Brien's avatar

“Sigh”? Is it a bad thing Former President Pedophile Protector has to answer for protecting pedophiles?

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. Still no hint of justice for the SURVIVORS.

clairence's avatar

All Bill would have to say is, "Donald was the best I'd ever had", and that would probably be the end of it right there.

Dina's avatar

That would be hilarious! Hearings shut down, move along, nothing to see here...

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

We have to win. We have to win so that we can hold the rich pedos to account for the crimes they did, witnessed, or enabled. If we don't, it will become more normalized, more pervasive for young females and males to be kidnapped, assaulted, raped, and/or murdered. If the rich and powerful take what they want, those who want to be like them will push the line of what can be gotten away with. The USA already has a huge backlog of "rape kits" and cases, there is plenty of DARVO, there is a lot of abuse heaped on victims who come forward and push for arrest, trial, and conviction and fail.

In addition, Virginia Giuffre detailed the abuse she suffered from an early age at the hands of her white father and his close white buddy in her memoir "Nobody's Girl," as well as at the "tough love" place her mother and father forced her into for resisting and rebelling as she got older. I will recommend her book to others the next time they try to victim blame and shame, too, for if you knew what that kind of abuse is really like, would you still blame and shame?

Hank Napkin's avatar

"It's Not a Crime to Party With Mr. Epstein" was gonna be the name of my new band...

Wookiee Monster's avatar

It’s well-known that the Clintons traveled in the same social circles in NY as Pedo von Shitzinpants did in the early aughts. And that included Epstein. So yes, we definitely need them to testify IN PUBLIC about what they saw and heard during that time.

But the number one person who needs to testify is Mr. von Shitzinpants himself, aka, Epstein’s BFF for over a decade.

Hank Napkin's avatar

TESTIMONY DIGEST

"A lot of people know me even Bible-wise"

"I get my picture taken with a lot of people that doesn't mean I have them recruit underage girls for sex usually"

"'Epstein'... 'Epstein'? That comedy so-called with that Jerry guy 'The Apprentice' routinely beat to death in the ratings"

"No man is on an island"

"No simple because my mom was still alive then"

"I'll always have Ivanka if you take my meaning"

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Will never happen as long as he is Prez. Likely will never happen even after that ... but a person who cares about justice can hope. He'll lie his ass off even under oath, and the Dems and the Supremes will let it slide "for the good of the cuntry" (not a typo)

Hank Napkin's avatar

For a solid-processed-cheese-food sack-o-skin with Dementia / Alzheimer's / Tertiary Syphilis, Codename : Shambles manages to maintain a long, long, long and grinding list of self-induced grudges.

Dave's Not Here's avatar

For all these "there is no evidence that _____ ever did _____" excuses by Epstein pals, remember there are about 3 million docs still not released which likely contain any and all the smoking guns.

tehbaddr's avatar

"Ladies, if your pussy has gluten", make a sourdough starter!

cmd Human Scum's avatar

I take metformin and I think it's pretty boring. It's certainly not something you'd be making innuendo-ish emails about. I guess my 90-day supply that comes in the mail could be described s a "shipment?"

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Same. It's like the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all!

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

I hope Hillary is prepared to explain Comet Pizza. And Vince Foster.

Hank Napkin's avatar

CLOSED DOOR HEARINGS PRO TIP

Bring a bat.

Hank Napkin's avatar

‘…guided rabid bat’. Take No Chances!

Cajun Kid's avatar

Oh please, let it happen. I mean, I know it never would--Dear Leader would force his toadies in Congress to 86 the whole idea--but it would be GLORIOUS. And the whole thing would scream coverup.

And of course the whole "I'm gonna sue that hack Trevor Noah whoever he is!" is just HILARIOUS. He thinks mindless, baseless threats are going to do anything but make people laugh? Even if he could find a semi-competent attorney, Yamtits would open himself up to discovery, and that...would not be pretty. For him.

And this is your reminder that (1) Nicki Minaj is not an American citizen, (2) Bad Bunny is, and (3) that "gold card" Minaj was so happy to flaunt was a fake. Meaningless.

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

She'll be under the bus in no time...

John Thorstensen's avatar

A friend of mine was an undergrad working in a biomed lab at Hahvahd a while back, when Jeffrey Epstein -- apparently a potential donor -- come through on tour.

She recalls that he was accompanied by two teenage Russian girls, and the creep factor was way, way past 11.

Prolly the Larry Summers connection.

Pexas Teat's avatar

Dershowitz, too. Always keep Dershowitz in mind when you think Harvard and Epstein.

John Thorstensen's avatar

I know quite a few people at Harvard who are ... uh... not like that at all. It actually is an amazing university.

Pexas Teat's avatar

Oh, surely. I just didn't want anyone to forget that Dershowitz is an Epstein ally. Not just Larry Summers.

I don't think Harvard has especially deep ties to Epstein compared to any other elite institution.

John Thorstensen's avatar

Not a problem. The Ivies have this kind of split personality of being bastions of entrenched power and inherited privilege on the one hand, and on the other hand being magnificent institutions of higher learning and research, with many wonderful faculty.

Like me, for example.

AKLynne's avatar

Jack Smith's testimony was "closed door" too, but that didn't stop us from getting to watch it. Those stupid Maga Repubs are sure gluttons for punishment. 😁