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SydneyP's avatar

The Heritage Foundation and Cato has handouts for kids like that. Then he can go work for a Trump outfit.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

If you wanted a really compelling argument, his dad should own the local hardware store.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I'm surprised he doesn't dot his I's with little hearts.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

These must be the death panels that Republicans were screaming about in 2010 that never happened. Only now, they're the ones who actually want to create them but re-branded as Abortion Panels.

Just what. the fuck.

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John Norris's avatar

Lucky for Boo Boo Hines that Madison Cawthorn is available to be Chief of Staff. Cawthorn will be a great asset in the Hines' office as Cawthorn already knows all the contacts for the coke orgies.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

Is he another homeschooled Christian that went to a Bible college? He seems like another homeschooled Christian that went to a Bible college like Cawthorn.

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John Norris's avatar

Mayberry maybe?

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Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

Worse by a lot. Mayberry had a bit of diversity.

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mailman27's avatar

The Busybody Brigade.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

i has a confuz - what happened to Madison? I thought he was still there?

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

i don't have the exact tally to hand, so i'm gonna say lots

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

its a kind of conservative orthodoxy - we all have to be clones of a specific stereotype, and no variation is tolerated. Always gives me chills

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Lost election and is now lame (duck)

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

and of course, What church does she go to?

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Sunnyinwyoming's avatar

To the commenters suggesting that we should be ok with this compromise, I want to know which of your medical decisions you’re willing to leave in the hands of a panel of your fellow community members?

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Pexas Teat's avatar

Campbell is where a lot of the kids who want to run NC go. It's a corrupt little network at a middling law school.

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