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BarackMyWorld's avatar

You got to love champions of the free market who refuse to leave government. And by "love" I mean "wish on them a metaphorical forced digestion of large quantities of human feces."

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

His name translates from Southern to "Fucking Asshole Who Never Served But Accused a Vietnam Veteran Who Lost Three Limbs of Being Unpatriotic".

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PsycWench's avatar

"a staunch conservative, anti-drug warrior who chased Bill Clinton’s penis all over Washington even while fending off allegations of infidelity of his own " I am imagining this, with a Benny Hill soundtrack.

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PsycWench's avatar

I saw that her much earlier bout of depression was going to be trotted out a la Thomas Eagleton. I don't know if the RNC has a theme song, but it should be "Dirty Laundry". Not that depression is really dirty laundry but you get the idea.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I wonder, when Mr. Chamblis was in some stuffy private school for boys, if his classmates called him "Getting no Sexby Chamblis".

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PubOption's avatar

He came in on the midnight train.

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