Earlier this year, Bob Jones University -- that august incubator of fundagelical pod people and creation scientists -- decided to shut down an independent investigation of how the institution dealt with cases of sexual abuse, whether assaults on campus, or the school's treatment of students who tried to get help for abuse that occurred to them before they came to BJU. (Yes, make your inappropriate abbreviation jokes now, you sickos.) Welp, it turns out that after everybody and their demon-possessed dog accused the university of a cover-up, Bob Jones U re-hired the agency it had fired, the investigation was allowed to continue, and now the
In other news, the Pope left open the possibility that dogs go to heaven, meaning some bad-ass pitbulls will get there ahead of Dr. Jones and his merry cohorts.
I'm Jewish by birth, adopted and raised Christian, and now through my field of vertebrate paleontology am an atheist. I agree that this university is loony, however the writer is moron on Christianity. They follow the new testament dumb ass, you are only expected to honor the ten commandments, but mistakes are allowed to be made. You then just ask for forgiveness. You need to experience to learn, all you did was read and listen to other religious bashers, thus you don't know all the nuances.
BJU needs to "study" the report to determine how to best undermine and dismiss the evidence. You know, standard 21st century evangelical doctrine.
Well, the BJyou folks were right about one thing, though - it IS highly damaging to their cause to have stories of little kids being sexually abused by trusted adults made public. Just look at how the poor Catholic Church has had to sell off all its properties and move back in with the Pope after its scandals came to light. Wait, what?
So if I clap my hands over my ears and keep shouting LALALALALALALALALA, then I can't hear you, so you're obviously not talking, so there's nothing going on that I need to be concerned about, so we can all get on with our bizness. Is that what's going on here?
In other news, the Pope left open the possibility that dogs go to heaven, meaning some bad-ass pitbulls will get there ahead of Dr. Jones and his merry cohorts.
"“We failed to uphold and honor our own core values..." Meanwhile, in other news, the sun rose this morning.
"did your body respond favorably?"
Talk about creepy . . . did they also ask if there were pics?
I'm Jewish by birth, adopted and raised Christian, and now through my field of vertebrate paleontology am an atheist. I agree that this university is loony, however the writer is moron on Christianity. They follow the new testament dumb ass, you are only expected to honor the ten commandments, but mistakes are allowed to be made. You then just ask for forgiveness. You need to experience to learn, all you did was read and listen to other religious bashers, thus you don't know all the nuances.
Worst. Cafeteria. Ever.
BJU needs to "study" the report to determine how to best undermine and dismiss the evidence. You know, standard 21st century evangelical doctrine.
Nick Stigmata, Agent of GRACE...
Grace Jones University, that is - sworn enemy of BJ, and BJU
Dok, do you mind if I borrow that? I have a great idea for a graphic novel based on his adventures.
Well, the BJyou folks were right about one thing, though - it IS highly damaging to their cause to have stories of little kids being sexually abused by trusted adults made public. Just look at how the poor Catholic Church has had to sell off all its properties and move back in with the Pope after its scandals came to light. Wait, what?
This bible stuff is just never going to catch on. It’s too fucked up.
Times were tough in 1969. You know, the summer of love.
I checked to see what the non-pedobruin looked like, and found this <a href="http://news.sportslogos.net..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://news.sportslogos.net/wp-content/uploads/20...">http://news.sportslogos.net.... It/he looks about to deliver a strict sermon on the evils of slut pills.
So if I clap my hands over my ears and keep shouting LALALALALALALALALA, then I can&#039;t hear you, so you&#039;re obviously not talking, so there&#039;s nothing going on that I need to be concerned about, so we can all get on with our bizness. Is that what&#039;s going on here?
<i>&quot;The report singled out Bob Jones III...&quot;</i>
He will be succeeded by Bob Jones Un.
I think that there was only one question - What are you going to do to preserve the good name of BJU/your church?
Bruins is just P.C. Bring back the Boston Furskins!
&#039;69 at BJ U. Hee hee