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Needs more Queen Carlotta, no? She treated the staff way worse than Babs Johnson

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Re: the Divine picture. So is today nipple day (including ersatz ones) at Wonkette? Just wanted clarification; I'm not raising any objections.

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Aint to sure about a career in soaps but the bitch could be a grifter in the making for the rightwing nut jobs,granted she's no Sarah Palin but damn she can spin one

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and <i>there</i> is the back of the t-shirt

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setting up his Hague defense?

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If a Wonkattorney happens to read this, how does she get to testify as to what somebody else said about a third party? I thought hearsay was inadmissible.

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So the defense is she's nuts and he's too spineless to do anything other than what she says because of the aforementioned cray-cray?

If that's the case, how'd he get elected governor?

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Maureen! Watch out for that bus!

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I don't know; does spinelessness and crazy appeal to a particular electoral demographic?

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“She was very difficult, very demanding, very diva-ish,” Sounds more like a bitch than crazy.

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Mrs. Mary Todd Lincoln was grief-stricken after the loss of a son, and also too probably got tired of being a beard. But that's probably not the the astrology-consulting FLOTUS you are talking about, eh?

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Time to throw Maureen under the Ferrari!

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By murdering his father with a knife Mrs Ultrasound handed him, if tradition serves as a guide.

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Laura "I've only ever killed one person" Bush?

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