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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Needs more Queen Carlotta, no? She treated the staff way worse than Babs Johnson

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Mahousu's avatar

Re: the Divine picture. So is today nipple day (including ersatz ones) at Wonkette? Just wanted clarification; I'm not raising any objections.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

Aint to sure about a career in soaps but the bitch could be a grifter in the making for the rightwing nut jobs,granted she's no Sarah Palin but damn she can spin one

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artem1s's avatar

and <i>there</i> is the back of the t-shirt

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artem1s's avatar

setting up his Hague defense?

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bobbert's avatar

If a Wonkattorney happens to read this, how does she get to testify as to what somebody else said about a third party? I thought hearsay was inadmissible.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

So the defense is she's nuts and he's too spineless to do anything other than what she says because of the aforementioned cray-cray?

If that's the case, how'd he get elected governor?

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schmannity's avatar

Maureen! Watch out for that bus!

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schmannity's avatar

I don't know; does spinelessness and crazy appeal to a particular electoral demographic?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

“She was very difficult, very demanding, very diva-ish,” Sounds more like a bitch than crazy.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Mrs. Mary Todd Lincoln was grief-stricken after the loss of a son, and also too probably got tired of being a beard. But that's probably not the the astrology-consulting FLOTUS you are talking about, eh?

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Time to throw Maureen under the Ferrari!

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Jared James's avatar

By murdering his father with a knife Mrs Ultrasound handed him, if tradition serves as a guide.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Laura "I've only ever killed one person" Bush?

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