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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Needs more Queen Carlotta, no? She treated the staff way worse than Babs Johnson

Mahousu's avatar

Re: the Divine picture. So is today nipple day (including ersatz ones) at Wonkette? Just wanted clarification; I'm not raising any objections.

Capt.Jim's avatar

Aint to sure about a career in soaps but the bitch could be a grifter in the making for the rightwing nut jobs,granted she's no Sarah Palin but damn she can spin one

artem1s's avatar

and <i>there</i> is the back of the t-shirt

artem1s's avatar

setting up his Hague defense?

bobbert's avatar

If a Wonkattorney happens to read this, how does she get to testify as to what somebody else said about a third party? I thought hearsay was inadmissible.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

So the defense is she's nuts and he's too spineless to do anything other than what she says because of the aforementioned cray-cray?

If that's the case, how'd he get elected governor?

schmannity's avatar

Maureen! Watch out for that bus!

schmannity's avatar

I don't know; does spinelessness and crazy appeal to a particular electoral demographic?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

“She was very difficult, very demanding, very diva-ish,” Sounds more like a bitch than crazy.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Mrs. Mary Todd Lincoln was grief-stricken after the loss of a son, and also too probably got tired of being a beard. But that's probably not the the astrology-consulting FLOTUS you are talking about, eh?

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Time to throw Maureen under the Ferrari!

Jared James's avatar

By murdering his father with a knife Mrs Ultrasound handed him, if tradition serves as a guide.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Laura "I've only ever killed one person" Bush?