Washington's most depraved Media Elitists gathered together last night for Karaoke in the Capital, which was hosted by Bob Schieffer and also raised money for a Good Cause.
It's that Harry Potter lookalike thing, Riley. We all want to be your Dolores Umbridge but without the bloody quill bit, or the plates with the kittens.
Riley, just a word of advice from someone who has been around a little longer than you. This grinding is one of many human mating rituals; it is fairly common among the female humans, who are over burdened with healthy eggs, have no children and have ingested a substantial amount of alcohol. They are very dangerous in this state and you must do whatever they ask you to do. Good luck.
It's that Harry Potter lookalike thing, Riley. We all want to be your Dolores Umbridge but without the bloody quill bit, or the plates with the kittens.
Riley, just a word of advice from someone who has been around a little longer than you. This grinding is one of many human mating rituals; it is fairly common among the female humans, who are over burdened with healthy eggs, have no children and have ingested a substantial amount of alcohol. They are very dangerous in this state and you must do whatever they ask you to do. Good luck.
Please tell me that the karaoke performance included "Turning Japanese."
also, often ABBA.