Sad loser is sad. In some late-breaking news that every last man, woman, and goat in America has been predicting for months, Louisiana Gov. Bobby " Don't hyphenate me, bro " Jindal announced on Fox News that he will stop pretending he might be president one day.
With these type of stats, you need to also resign your governorship, fuckhead:
Percent of single-parent families with related children that are below poverty: 46%Poverty rate: 19.8%Extreme poverty rate: 9.1%Food insecurity: 16.5%Low-income families that work: 36.3%Minimum Wage: No minimum wage lawPercent of jobs that are low-wage: 34.3% Percent of individuals who are uninsured: 20%Teen birth rate per 1,000: 47.7 Jindal refused to accept federal funds to expand Medicaid after the passage of the Affordable Care Act, costing his state $1.65 billion in federal health-care assistance for the poor.
Recycling a quip that was made by someone in 2008 when Sarah Palin compared her governorship to Obama's community organizer status: "Pontius Pilate was a government official and Jesus was a community organizer."
Bravo! Although I don't recall the "fuck off and die" coda from the versions I've heard.
With these type of stats, you need to also resign your governorship, fuckhead:
Percent of single-parent families with related children that are below poverty: 46%Poverty rate: 19.8%Extreme poverty rate: 9.1%Food insecurity: 16.5%Low-income families that work: 36.3%Minimum Wage: No minimum wage lawPercent of jobs that are low-wage: 34.3% Percent of individuals who are uninsured: 20%Teen birth rate per 1,000: 47.7 Jindal refused to accept federal funds to expand Medicaid after the passage of the Affordable Care Act, costing his state $1.65 billion in federal health-care assistance for the poor.
"Go back home!" Which, of course, is a couple of blocks away where she was born and raised. Disturbing.
I'm still shocked that someone who isn't a WASP got elected governor in Louisiana in the first place.
Even Gollum hates you, Bobby.
So is this the point where the Koch brothers decide they're done throwing good money after bad? And I mean...really.....REALLY bad?
The Aristocrats?
I guess we won't know until next November.
Oh no, now who are we going to snark about?! LOL, just kidding, we've still got a whole carful of clowns remaining.
Buh bye Bubbie, we'll hardly notice that you're gone.
They better bring a battery charger and personality-transplant team.
Recycling a quip that was made by someone in 2008 when Sarah Palin compared her governorship to Obama's community organizer status: "Pontius Pilate was a government official and Jesus was a community organizer."
Thank you, slipped right by me!Kinda like Nancy's "Just say no to b̶l̶a̶c̶k̶s̶ drugs!"
Have his 3 supporters committed to another candidate yet?
Well, the clown car now has more room in the glove box. Now, if we could just Christie out of the trunk before we have to get new shocks.
How is Piyush gonna get a certificate now that his hyphen's been busted?
I kind of forgot he was a candidate. It appears I am not the only one.