BREAKING NEWS! Gov. Bobby Jindal, who has basically ruined Louisiana , declared his candidacy for president of US America Wednesday afternoon, far too close to the city of New Orleans for anyone who actually loves that city. He had started off the week
I should add, this mother fucker's announcement sealed the deal as I had to defriend quite a few relatives in the ol' social media circle. I'm from Louisiana but my gay ass hasn't set foot there in about 5 years (and before that, it had been a decade since I went back). I'm from the Duck Dynasty portion of the state, which means in a state full of dumb, racist shitsticks, I'm from the mostest racisty-shitstickery portion of the state.
"We were worried she was going to talk about the size of his Piyush, but it was just a thing about how she wouldn’t go out with him the first time he asked."
Tell ya what, being an adult in Reagon's America sucked also too.
It's just so frustrating, being pretty much 100% wrong.
Nah, that's Mitt.
Bobby Piyush or what the fuks his name is the definition of a Turd.
The guy in the painting looks like a saucerhead with a smile.
Bobby J's twitter profile pic))
I laughed at this way, way harder than I should have.
He's just running for his cushy J Street gig more than anything else.
I should add, this mother fucker's announcement sealed the deal as I had to defriend quite a few relatives in the ol' social media circle. I'm from Louisiana but my gay ass hasn't set foot there in about 5 years (and before that, it had been a decade since I went back). I'm from the Duck Dynasty portion of the state, which means in a state full of dumb, racist shitsticks, I'm from the mostest racisty-shitstickery portion of the state.
Actually it was Musique, but I like the cut of your jib anyway.
Christianity, it is under assault today in America.
Yeah, no it isn't. What's under "assault' is non-Christ like attitudes of certain hate-driven Christianist assholes.
But that is how you people operate. Hide behind a crowd and yell 'Hey, they're talking about YOU!"
"Nice to see you, Governor Jindal – why don't you have a seat over there?"
[Fuck you, time zones.]
Praise be to Obama, Allah's servant, that pre-existing conditions are not a problem.
"We were worried she was going to talk about the size of his Piyush, but it was just a thing about how she wouldn’t go out with him the first time he asked."
Much like America.
So who is the guy in the painting? Not much resemblance to the governor.
When do you suppose it will dawn on them that the driver is Toonces?