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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

This makes me so happy, I want to force God to kill some kittens.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

♫♫<i>It's <strike>raining</strike> blowing men!!</i>

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I double-dog-dare them to fight back.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

<i>Right Wing Watch points out that Mr. Stringer likes to call himself an “apostle” and once explained that God did 9/11 because America stopped believing in Him.</i>

Well, I know that watching some of Dog's believers ruthlessly murder 3000 people sure boosted <i>my</i> faith.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

<i>why, just today we re-used a little joke from February</i>

Welcome to Obama's Amerika, tvarisch!

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

The one who did the lobby of the building I work in is definitely a sinner against good taste.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

So God smashes your house down with a massive windstorm, then he says "GAY PEOPLE BUTTFUCKIN' DID THAT!" But he doesn't tell you, he whispers it into Bobby Jindal's ears.

SEEMS LEGIT

Gosh, it <i>almost</i> seems like unscrupulous people could capitalize on any sort of tragedy to scapegoat certain political groups or policy goals!

Of course they do it in God's name, because who is going to call them on it? Other "believers?" The same people who need affirmation of their beliefs so badly, that they see Jesus' face in pieces of toast.

SEEMS LEGIT

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

What about those pieces of toast with Jesus face in it?! The word GOD in eggplant seeds?! His face in a chunk of firewood?!

So he does parlor tricks here and there. Doesn't mean He can't kick down some random yahoo's houses because of some people touching peeners together in some other places and east, west, south, and north somewhat!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Take a dick to the face, fuck up some place

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

In his Prayapalooza announcement video, he looks way more melaninated than in most of those photos.

marxalot's avatar

I really hope they're one the the acts playing tonight at the rock and roll jumble sale I'm going to.

marxalot's avatar

His own are bad enough. Think he could fly if he wiggled 'em real hard?

marxalot's avatar

I'm starting a new evangelical movement: God sends disasters because you don't love gay people enough. Every time something terrible happens, I'll be there, wringing my hands, holding out the collection bucket, urging my fellow sinners to be more loving, tolerant, and- er- <i>open</i> to their homosexxican brethren and sistren.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

That would explain Boca Raton.

bobbert's avatar

That is an astute observation.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Laws of melanin relativity and conservation: You can't get whiter without everyone else getting a tiny bit darker. The middle photo is for the voters, by the way. For the white ones, at any rate . . . it would be truly hy-larious to see if he sends different pics to different districts in the state!