Gov. Bobby Jindal, you petulant little shit. You see, the Supreme Court spoke last week on the subject of marriage equality, and pretty much all the other states are in compliance, or on their way to getting around to doing that. Oh, there are some whiny-ass court clerks and probate judges
In fairness, that was not an official portrait. It was created by a constituent and loaned to the governor's mansion. Also in fairness, if he wants to change his name from Piyush to Bobby, artists can change his skin color from Jindal to Saget.
My understanding from Fox News is that Hillary is the oldest human in history. So you must be younger than her. Also younger than Trump who is older than Hillary. Republican math is confusing. Like 97% = 0%; 5.3% unemployment = 100% unemployment.
This ruling is going to be like a big enema purging a bunch of backward bigoted hicks from local Govt. who think the oath they took was to enforce their narrow interpretation of the bible which they probably never read but some preacher told them what it said instead, maybe.
Who would stage the most fake falls? Who would be the first to draw the red card?
In fairness, that was not an official portrait. It was created by a constituent and loaned to the governor's mansion. Also in fairness, if he wants to change his name from Piyush to Bobby, artists can change his skin color from Jindal to Saget.
Jindal in the sky with diamonds, says what?
Forget it, Bobby. It's Jindaltown.
My understanding from Fox News is that Hillary is the oldest human in history. So you must be younger than her. Also younger than Trump who is older than Hillary. Republican math is confusing. Like 97% = 0%; 5.3% unemployment = 100% unemployment.
The plus and minus of last week's SCOTUS decisions: Marriage Equality has made bigots' heads 'splode. But that's still covered by Obamacare!
A little jiggery-pokery wouldn't come amiss in this context.
He can be president now? No, but he can haz cheezburger. No, wait, I don't want to give him that either. Actually, he gets nothing.
Piyush E. Newman (with a drawl) has elevated stupid to a high art.
This ruling is going to be like a big enema purging a bunch of backward bigoted hicks from local Govt. who think the oath they took was to enforce their narrow interpretation of the bible which they probably never read but some preacher told them what it said instead, maybe.
That's why we need Jindal - a REAL leader!
His desperation to be accepted by the Cool White Kids at the party is embarrassing. Or funny. Mostly funny.
"You ain’t SHIT. You’re just the last lonely bitch dying all alone on a really stupid hill."
I have nothing more to add. Well said.
I was told there would be no Republican math.
This from a guy who would have his civil rights trampled by the state of Louisiana just a few short decades ago.
It is my sincere religious belief that treating exploding heads is forbidden.