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Lefty Mark's avatar

Who would stage the most fake falls? Who would be the first to draw the red card?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

In fairness, that was not an official portrait. It was created by a constituent and loaned to the governor's mansion. Also in fairness, if he wants to change his name from Piyush to Bobby, artists can change his skin color from Jindal to Saget.

Bill Slider's avatar

Jindal in the sky with diamonds, says what?

Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Forget it, Bobby. It's Jindaltown.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

My understanding from Fox News is that Hillary is the oldest human in history. So you must be younger than her. Also younger than Trump who is older than Hillary. Republican math is confusing. Like 97% = 0%; 5.3% unemployment = 100% unemployment.

Joshua Norton's avatar

The plus and minus of last week's SCOTUS decisions: Marriage Equality has made bigots' heads 'splode. But that's still covered by Obamacare!

Gayer Than Thou's avatar

A little jiggery-pokery wouldn't come amiss in this context.

whatwhomever's avatar

He can be president now? No, but he can haz cheezburger. No, wait, I don't want to give him that either. Actually, he gets nothing.

Geoff Alnutt's avatar

Piyush E. Newman (with a drawl) has elevated stupid to a high art.

JohnR's avatar

This ruling is going to be like a big enema purging a bunch of backward bigoted hicks from local Govt. who think the oath they took was to enforce their narrow interpretation of the bible which they probably never read but some preacher told them what it said instead, maybe.

chicken thief's avatar

That's why we need Jindal - a REAL leader!

14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

His desperation to be accepted by the Cool White Kids at the party is embarrassing. Or funny. Mostly funny.

dslindc's avatar

"You ain’t SHIT. You’re just the last lonely bitch dying all alone on a really stupid hill."

I have nothing more to add. Well said.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I was told there would be no Republican math.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

This from a guy who would have his civil rights trampled by the state of Louisiana just a few short decades ago.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

It is my sincere religious belief that treating exploding heads is forbidden.