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Rarian Rakista's avatar

I bet they have face herpes too, they are just a tube of herpes from one end to the other.

The Quirk's avatar

Poors have just as much rights as corporations to buy lobbyists to influence congress.

The Quirk's avatar

Why don't the Poors incorporate? "Starvation Inc." has a nice ring to it.

The Quirk's avatar

<i>They buy politicians like "regular people" buy a pair of pliers at Sears, as tools to meet their ends.</i> And Mitt's one of the biggest tools they've got.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Yep...corporations are people too. Sounds awesome. And speaking of awesome, I read this only slightly OT article a few minutes ago: <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifameric...">http://www.guardian.co.uk/c...

How can the US prevent British style riots here? Make the spending cuts even deeper.

Jesus wept.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

That's why corporations need tax cuts, also. They obviously don't have enough money to expand and invest in jobs.

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It was hardly flattering.

schmannity's avatar

Miss Corporate July turnons: accelerated depreciation, debtors' prisons; turnoffs: minimum wage, OSHA, EPA.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

The last time I checked, people don't get automatic limited liability. People aren't made of boards that face little consequence for the corporation's actions.

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I wonder if Mitt thinks labor unions are people.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

OBAMNEY CARE. That's the clip I want to see, and something tells me I'll see it before all this is over.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Mitt's illogic explained: <a href="http:\/\/www.fallacyfiles.org\/composit.html" target="_blank">Definition of "Composition fallacy."</a>

fuflans's avatar

well played mittens.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Mitt, you keep writing "people-who-won't-be-voting-for-me" off like that, you're not going to have enough to get you elected. Sure, they're hecklers. But who says they're librul hecklers?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

This is the part where I scratch my head and wonder: "How terrible do Republicans have to be before people stop voting for them?"

Sadly, I don't think they've hit rock bottom yet.

Joshua Norton's avatar

If "corporations are people" then disolving them is committing murder, right Mittens?

Kind of like your friends who created a corporation, gave you a zillion dollars and then disappeared.

Yeah. Kind of like that.