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Rarian Rakista's avatar

I bet they have face herpes too, they are just a tube of herpes from one end to the other.

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The Quirk's avatar

Poors have just as much rights as corporations to buy lobbyists to influence congress.

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The Quirk's avatar

Why don't the Poors incorporate? "Starvation Inc." has a nice ring to it.

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The Quirk's avatar

<i>They buy politicians like "regular people" buy a pair of pliers at Sears, as tools to meet their ends.</i> And Mitt's one of the biggest tools they've got.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Yep...corporations are people too. Sounds awesome. And speaking of awesome, I read this only slightly OT article a few minutes ago: <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifameric...">http://www.guardian.co.uk/c...

How can the US prevent British style riots here? Make the spending cuts even deeper.

Jesus wept.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

That's why corporations need tax cuts, also. They obviously don't have enough money to expand and invest in jobs.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

It was hardly flattering.

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schmannity's avatar

Miss Corporate July turnons: accelerated depreciation, debtors' prisons; turnoffs: minimum wage, OSHA, EPA.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

The last time I checked, people don't get automatic limited liability. People aren't made of boards that face little consequence for the corporation's actions.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I wonder if Mitt thinks labor unions are people.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

OBAMNEY CARE. That's the clip I want to see, and something tells me I'll see it before all this is over.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Mitt's illogic explained: <a href="http:\/\/www.fallacyfiles.org\/composit.html" target="_blank">Definition of "Composition fallacy."</a>

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fuflans's avatar

well played mittens.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Mitt, you keep writing "people-who-won't-be-voting-for-me" off like that, you're not going to have enough to get you elected. Sure, they're hecklers. But who says they're librul hecklers?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

This is the part where I scratch my head and wonder: "How terrible do Republicans have to be before people stop voting for them?"

Sadly, I don't think they've hit rock bottom yet.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

If "corporations are people" then disolving them is committing murder, right Mittens?

Kind of like your friends who created a corporation, gave you a zillion dollars and then disappeared.

Yeah. Kind of like that.

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