Sometimes your Wonkette gets so carried away lamenting the ills of American politics that we ignore the bigger picture: The Mayan Apocalypse is coming at the end of the year, and then we won't have to worry about any of this. Has our government made preparations for the country's afterlife? It's time they got a jump on that, like Bolivia has. Bolivia's foreign minister,
Elevator! Going up! In the gleaming corridors of the 51st floor The money can be made if you really want some more Executive decision-a clinical precision Jumping from the windows-filled with indecision
I get good advice from the advertising world Treat me nice says the party girl Koke adds life where there isn't any So freeze, man, freeze
It's the pause that refreshes in the corridors of power When top men need a top up long before the happy hour Your snakeskin suit and your alligator boot You won't need a launderette, you can send them to the vet!
Doesn't Bolivia know the Cola Wars ended in the 80's? They're like those island-trapped Japanese soldiers who still thought WW2 was going on when they were rescued forty years later ...
Well, the replacement <i>is</i> still named Coca Colla, and that rhymes with Coca Polla, which would be an excellent name for a fizzy drink.
Elevator! Going up! In the gleaming corridors of the 51st floor The money can be made if you really want some more Executive decision-a clinical precision Jumping from the windows-filled with indecision
I get good advice from the advertising world Treat me nice says the party girl Koke adds life where there isn&#039;t any So freeze, man, freeze
It&#039;s the pause that refreshes in the corridors of power When top men need a top up long before the happy hour Your snakeskin suit and your alligator boot You won&#039;t need a launderette, you can send them to the vet!
So long as I can get Sam Adams Boston Alle, I see no problem.
A &quot;New&quot; Coke? Didn&#039;t they already try that?
Doesn&#039;t Bolivia know the Cola Wars ended in the 80&#039;s? They&#039;re like those island-trapped Japanese soldiers who still thought WW2 was going on when they were rescued forty years later ...
Has the university been allowing those socialist nuns to teach?
Someone had to do it.
I&#039;ve expelled Coke from my nose while reading Wonkette. It is painful.
Well, the replacement <i>is</i> still named Coca Colla, and that rhymes with Coca Polla, which would be an excellent name for a fizzy drink.
Win.
Inca Dinka Dew?
As long as it has actual cocaine in it I don&#039;t care what it tastes or looks like. One liter, please.
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid just jumped off a cliff.
(40-year-old Pop Culture References for $200, Alex.)
Snort.