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fuflans's avatar

Elevator! Going up! In the gleaming corridors of the 51st floor The money can be made if you really want some more Executive decision-a clinical precision Jumping from the windows-filled with indecision

I get good advice from the advertising world Treat me nice says the party girl Koke adds life where there isn't any So freeze, man, freeze

It's the pause that refreshes in the corridors of power When top men need a top up long before the happy hour Your snakeskin suit and your alligator boot You won't need a launderette, you can send them to the vet!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

So long as I can get Sam Adams Boston Alle, I see no problem.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

A "New" Coke? Didn't they already try that?

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Doesn't Bolivia know the Cola Wars ended in the 80's? They're like those island-trapped Japanese soldiers who still thought WW2 was going on when they were rescued forty years later ...

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PubOption's avatar

Has the university been allowing those socialist nuns to teach?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Someone had to do it.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I've expelled Coke from my nose while reading Wonkette. It is painful.

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bobbert's avatar

Well, the replacement <i>is</i> still named Coca Colla, and that rhymes with Coca Polla, which would be an excellent name for a fizzy drink.

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bobbert's avatar

Win.

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bobbert's avatar

Inca Dinka Dew?

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chascates's avatar

As long as it has actual cocaine in it I don't care what it tastes or looks like. One liter, please.

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid just jumped off a cliff.

(40-year-old Pop Culture References for $200, Alex.)

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PubOption's avatar

Snort.

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