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Oh yeah, better known as Pennsyltucky

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This town is in the Pocono Mountains. The Poconos are home to an auto racing track, Pocono Raceway, which is shaped like a triangle. And triangles mean ILLUMINATI!!!111!!!! Which means the Poconos are an Illuminati Terrorist Haven!!!

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Here's Fabio as a pony! https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Also Ice Cream. Who knew Yuengling was an Irish name?https://brewandorange.com/2...

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BAKLAVA IS ONE OF THE GREATEST INVENTIONS IN THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING!!! Especially with the rosewater. Oh my lord, that stuff is amazing.

My mom picked up a taste for them while living in Washington, DC (having grown up in a heavily Scandinavian family in Minnesota), and learned to make them. Her baklava is awesome. It's not too hard to make, either; I highly recommend learning. When I was a kid, she'd often make spanakopita for dinner, and baklava for dessert, since the two items together would consume an entire package of filo, and once you open the filo you're pretty much committed to finishing the stuff off since it dries out insanely fast.

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So, was it lagging then, or did it fall behind later?

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One hopes that the employees of the gas station are not the average layman.

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Buy them on the internet. Al Mazon.com, perhaps.

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If we set it up right, maybe we could induce a Star Trek Android Brain Melt Down...

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Well, probably in Philadelphia, too.

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That was PETA!

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That's not funny!

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Yeah, but is it safe for my son to serve as an alter boy?

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Eull Gibbons.

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Ahem, Oryctolagus cuniculus

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Isn't there a sundae called the Black and Tan?

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