It's like this story was created for Wonkette. Oh, Utah! Oh, dads! Oh, UTAH DADS! Meet Kyle Fraughton, whose kids will one day go to Farmington High School, in Farmington, Utah. He is very concerned and dismayed because the new school, which hasn't opened yet, has chosen a mascot, and it is the Throbbing Penis. Just fooling, it is the "phoenix," but in the course of his Dad Duties, Fraughton has discovered something. Let him