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He’s a vegan lifter.

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He’s been pushing that lie for years. It’s literally on your paycheck as FICA. It pays for Social Security and Medicare. It’s separate from your federal tax because it has its own account. He’s just a festering pile of Orc shit on a herpes ridden leech’s taint.

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Separate part of the budget? Thank you, he was definitely implying otherwise. Godalmighty. I read a book about him-- he was so weird at the beginning somebody said "he hasn't got enough personality to wash a shotgun." Truly. But by impersonating our collective high school principal, he thinks he can scold them this way: "You're spoiled and selfish! We can't afford your lavish healthcare and retirement payments anymore, period."

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If they can’t, the brand of paint they used has a new ad campaign.

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Not to mention the blatant lie that they are part of the budget. Social Security is a separate account. I guess after Bush dipped into it for war, McConnell thinks it’s a slush fund that the lazy poors are sponging off of. That or he’s a liar.

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“This horror show has more episodes than the Friday the 13th movies.”

Does this mean the Saudi’s are going to space?

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B, definitely B. But he would bitch bout having to do it the whole time.

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Not a demon from a nightmare? The things he decides to laugh at, it's hard to see how he got there.

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We can fuck with him, being the US, you know. Which Donald is too plump and pink and shy and ignorant to do.

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Yes, that sounds like him. Did he have any reason? What were they doing? You mean it was ISIS in Yemen, right? He wouldn't tell the Saudis, 'bomb Yemen.'

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D'you like the beer?

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Reagan ads!! Lame Reagan ads with robotic people saying "I'd rather we stay the course," ingratiatingly.

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It's like how there's always a bad ending to Ponzi schemes and there's always a bad ending to hanging out with guys who are tyrants. He can see to it that every time there's a little problem, he'll be fine.

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Five Dollar Feminist was hilarious enough to say these words for the first time in Human History: first a description of the deals among these crook nations. "There are no Boy Scouts here." then, "And no Wonkette either! we are DONE with Bone Saw Week!" That was hilarious, like a glass of ice cold water to a parched traveler. I was that parched traveler, I'd just seen Mitch McConnell attempting to put a new spell on the brains of unthinking Americans, tut tutting over: when "CONGRESS was going to get SERIOUS about the costs of social SECURITY and MEDICARE. They make up 70 per CENT of this budget!" He stressed these words crankily and whinily, like your Dad or your high school principal, who's absolutely fed up with us and with Congress! The idea has nothing else going for it, that's for sure. How can he yell right into the faces of the beneficiaries of those very programs, blameless people who are voters, about programs that are also vital to the economy. Yes, what an outrage to be paying all that money in pensions and healthcare to Americans who paid for them. Anyway THANK YOU, FDF.

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The lights they use to pick up blood spatter are extremely sensitive, if I've been paying attention to all the true crime TV I've watched over the years.

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