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Nae Kings!'s avatar

It still boggles my mind that this mouth-breather was actually a Republican nominee for the Senate in Maryland. Particularly as i have voted in Maryland my entire adult life, never missed an election, and somehow managed to not notice him at the time. I have started to at least look at the name of the nominees since but honestly I can’t really be bothered.

BlueSpot's avatar

OT

Seems like Trump's important, national speech is all about Trump's Greatest Shits.

Thixotropickle's avatar

"Bye bye, Bongo

I'm gonna miss you so

Bye bye, Bongo

Why’d you have to go?

No more Epstein truthiness

Bondi's kicked you away

I'll cry, Bongo

’Cause you're so cra cra

I'll miss the way you derp

As though it's just for me

And each and every night

I'll curse you faithfully"

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

As BingoBongo made clear, the proven rapist Trump has failed to pay him for his opinions. He will be much happier going back to podcasting where he can say whatever he (or Putin) wants and get paid for it.

Say what you will about Vlad, but he at least pays his bills, unlike some wannabe dictators.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Can Dan just step back into his old position? Didn't like twenty-five hungry podcasters try to fill the little vacuum he left? I mean, it's been a year. That's a long time on the internet.

Hank Napkin's avatar

"Pudcaster" if you please.

Goonemeritus's avatar

I worry that Dan may not be the only less than competent member of this administration.

satch's avatar

Bongo, you poor sap. You were always expendable.

Queen Méabh's avatar

How are cats able to stare at each other for so long without blinking? I wish I could do that.

Jessica's avatar

Don't try to out-stare me, I practice on cats

GrannysKnitting's avatar

he's doing that toddler thing where he stomps off in a huff yelling that he's leaving and then keeps coming back to announce it again when no one tries to stop him

The G-7 Experience's avatar

Don't let the door hit you in the ass and knock you into the Sun you worthless fuck...

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Do let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.

Michael's avatar

Randi Rhode's line. Miss her

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

"Steeped in Vacillation and Melodrama" would be an excellent epitaph for this disgraced clown.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

"Thanks. I needed that."

--Dan Bongino

Donald Trump’s Tent Peg's avatar

If Bongo reveals anything whatsoever without having an “accident” or “suddenly losing the will to live” ifyaknowwhatImean, we’ll have to wait for his ghost writer to help him with his big little tell-all. Which no one will read except some poor bastards who have to summarize it for the rest of us.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

This is exactly what I, as a taxpayer, want the FBI to be spending time and money on: nearly a thousand employees scrubbing the president's name out of child-rape evidence files.

And people wonder why the Brown shooter is still at large.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

That's the local cops' fault. They have more and better resources for that sort of thing than the FBI.