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Deidre Snutz, Mind Goblin's avatar

If Bongo reveals anything whatsoever without having an “accident” or “suddenly losing the will to live” ifyaknowwhatImean, we’ll have to wait for his ghost writer to help him with his big little tell-all. Which no one will read except some poor bastards who have to summarize it for the rest of us.

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Mark Borgens's avatar

Bongino has just taken a big hit

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BoB the TacoɔɒT, Tumbrel Pilot's avatar

He got smoked.

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Mark Borgens's avatar

Bet he think it was a drag

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BoB the TacoɔɒT, Tumbrel Pilot's avatar

Looks like he's totally wasted.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

This is exactly what I, as a taxpayer, want the FBI to be spending time and money on: nearly a thousand employees scrubbing the president's name out of child-rape evidence files.

And people wonder why the Brown shooter is still at large.

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Opiwan's avatar

My deepest hope with the Epstein files is that the FBI agents that got stuck with the review and redaction purposefully did a shitty job of that redaction (electronically) and made it simple to revert to the unredacted state, or otherwise reveal what's under the redaction, through cleverness or by leaking the necessary technique/tool to maybe a foreign media company like Reuters or even Der Spiegel, I don't give a shit, such that the fascists can't do anything about it. Just a total dick punch for the admin. Thank you and good night.

A man can dream...

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Ahem! "Steeped in Vaseline and melodrama"

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Mysterysurf's avatar

EDIT: This is likely AI slop. A pity it's not accurate.

OT, but whoa if true. Gayle Benson, owner of the New Orleans Saints, has cut ties with Bezos and Amazon over their kowtowing to Trump:

“Wake up, Jeff.” — Gayle Benson, owner of the New Orleans Saints, suddenly announced that she would pull all Saints-related media partnerships and business collaborations from Amazon, criticizing Jeff Bezos’ quiet alignment with Trump. The statement quickly became an ultimatum that stunned both Bezos and the public.

“You support Trump, you support hate. I cannot be a part of that,” Benson declared in a firm message shared through team-affiliated media. Bezos, reportedly caught completely off guard, was left without an immediate response as the veteran NFL owner’s conviction reverberated across the sports and business worlds.

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DJ Teetop's avatar

Is this verified?

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Mysterysurf's avatar

Yeah, I'm looking. Can't find it anywhere but on Facebook, so I'm more than a little bit skeptical.

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Mysterysurf's avatar

From the comments: "I don't think this is legit, as much as I wish it were. I've seen this same post, word for word, in regards to Dolly Parton and Art Rooney (Steelers owner)."

Someone piped in that they've seen it for Dale Earnhardt Jr, too.

So I'm going with fake AI horseshit.

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Tecolote's avatar

"What I have learned has shocked me to my core" means Bongoman saw video evidence of PAB doing some very bad things, things that shocked him. What could they be? I think most of magats are like Megyn Kelly, who are not shocked at the idea of men having sex with children, as long as they are around 15 years old and are girls. No, this is something much worse, to them.

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Deidre Snutz, Mind Goblin's avatar

Maybe he really DID blow Clinton?

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Tecolote's avatar

"Bubba" in those transcripts, was code-speak for Epstein's dick. Yeah, PAB did him.

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Wowdad's avatar

Maybe, just maybe, you don't need to work thirteen hour days if you're actually qualified to do your job.

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Seek's avatar

I think most people who aren’t Dumb as a Bag of Hammers would realize that being the Deputy Director of the FBI isn’t a 9-5 job with low stress and a good work life balance.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

These forced marriages never work.

Kash Patel is a practicing Hindu with a religious and mythological system that our White Supremacy Christians find totally unacceptable.

And Danny B looks like one of the myriad demons found in the iconography of Kash's creed.

No way putting them together in one office was ever going to work.

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littlerice vice's avatar

Not to mention 'A plethora of miscreants!'

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

That gif of Kash with blinking eyes gets me every time.

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littlerice vice's avatar

Keep at it! Soon you might break the sekret kode!

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KathyintheWallowas's avatar

Cracked up on all the thhhhhouuuuusands of houuuurs and pages. A little more straightforwardly, that's maybe 15 hours of overtime each, and about 2 days of full time regular work hours per person.

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littlerice vice's avatar

Is that counting the "COVFEFE GETTERS"?

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DogParent's avatar

The Dunning–Kruger effect is strong among the Trump faithful.

None of the survivors of the first administration returned, or were able to land somewhere good after participating in that shitshow, yet here's Bongino, shaking his stupid head in disbelief at the injustice of it all.

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PeteWa's avatar

The same day that Bongino is unceremoniously kicked out of the FBI I get a spam / scam / phishing phone call:

“Hello, this is Carl from Vasoline lending…”

There’s zero chance this is just a coincidence.

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littlerice vice's avatar

How are you doing today? Are you suffering from XEROSIS of the INNER THIGH? Press STAR for vital information! APPROVED by the FBI!

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Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

Clearly, they didn't let him in on the insider trading...

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Fartknocker's avatar

I hope he finds love with Keri Lake. Two bat shit conspiracy idiots should make for a great divorce teepee drama.

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BoB the TacoɔɒT, Tumbrel Pilot's avatar

Yes, Kari could leave Arizona for Florida and never return.

It's nice to dream sometimes.

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Pope Buck I's avatar

"Vacillation and Melodrama" was also my least favorite Indigo Girls album.

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