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James Flick's avatar

Boilermakers are gross AF, but Irish Car Bombs are deeeeelish! Drop one shot of Bailey's Irish Cream into a pint of Guinness, and SLOWLY guzzle so as to let the Irish Cream drain down the center of the glass, perfectly blending with the Guinness, while keeping the shot from slamming into your face. PURE ALCOHOLIC BLISS!

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

So the boobs were a lie?

Rebecca Schoenkopf's avatar

the boobs was the Jesse Watters "brassiere" story!

James Flick's avatar

I'm pretty sure they mentioned Repub idiots in there, which is another kind of boobs, so still accurate, even though not what we were hoping for

James's avatar

I thought Melania had begged off the Pentagon 9/11 observation, but apparently not

https://newrepublic.com/post/215324/trump-falls-asleep-september-11-ceremony

But I suppose she's used to Fat Donny falling asleep when he's done with... whatever.

(Oh Dog, that was gross... I'm so sorry...)

marcus816's avatar

Not only that, they’re saving it for themselves. They have to deal with Trump too.

marcus816's avatar

Please, I’m running out of brain bleach…

James's avatar

Ooh shit! Is that a Canadian import?

Christopher Bosch's avatar

On those wretched Substack threads I keep referring to one crowd favourite is demands that ALL Muslims be thrown out from America and Mayor Mamdani is a sinister agent of both the world wide Caliphate and the Communist International. Presumably this means he should be double deported. Never mind that both those fearful spectres are dead as dogshit, the one since the abolition of the Ottoman Empire in 1924 and the other at least since 1989, these hysterical chicken littles are furious that we are not all in utter panic at the thought of those two clear and present dangers.BuGAWK!!

bakeneko's avatar

OMFG.... that ~40 seconds of Mamdani showing everyone exactly who and what he actually is, while Rudles has to slink over to his chair, sit down, and STFU, is definitely one for the ages.

Christopher Peterson's avatar

You said boobs. Don't know why, but I'm there.

Sister Artemis's avatar

"They're called boobs, Ed"

Might be my favorite line from "Erin Brockovich" - don't know if Erin ever really said that, but I love the way Julia Roberts delivers the line.