What did we learn today, my friends? Some things!
We learned many things in the morning news roundup, as artisanally curated by moi!
Evan had some things to say about these dusty old bigot losers, the very same ones who had to shake Zohran Mamdani’s hand later in the day and then were completely undone by it, like so.
And then!
Dok explained the Missouri maps fucktacular!
Jesse Watters Compares Trump’s Fictional $5000 Checks To Your Sexy, Man-Enticing ‘Brassiere’ Habits
Boobs.
Not one but two two two magical stories from Trump’s security blanket convention in a row, and we didn’t even get to the weird cult film they apparently showed, not that I’d know, you think I’m watching that shit?
Donald Trump Leads MAGA Faithful In Pledge To Cheat In Elections, As One Does
Donald Trump closed out his pointless two-day “midterm convention” in Nuremberg Dallas Thursday with another stupid speech in which he repeated his weird (and definitely never gonna happen) “promise” to give all American adults $5,000 if Republica…
I did this one in “medium style” so you could see Dok’s YIKES pic! Time for a drink!
See you this weekend, or Monday, whatever, love you bye!
"They're called boobs, Ed"
Might be my favorite line from "Erin Brockovich" - don't know if Erin ever really said that, but I love the way Julia Roberts delivers the line.