I had that model cat, grey with the white vest. She was not to be fooled with. She'd cross 3 lanes of traffic to kick a dog's ass. One time a buddy came over and let his Rhodesian ridgeback out of his truck. I looked around.."Fuck...where's my cat" "Don't worry" says Bill, "my dog doesn't chase cats" "I'm not worried about my cat" BOOM, she darts out and jumps onto his back and starts flaying. That dog yelped and shrieked until I managed to pull her off by her scruff and Bill got him back into the truck. They breed those dogs to hunt lions.
Cast those cats in a production of Wicked ("Defying Gravity"). Think of the mashup possibilities with a production of Cats! On second thought, let's not...LOVE THESE KITTIES! Thanks for posting this one, Martini!
Adolescent kitties have amazing powers. Many years ago, one of mine (named Shere Khan after the tiger in the Jungle Book) brought a live cicada into the house as a play toy (sigh) My room mate and I were in the living room where he dropped this angrily buzzing thing on the floor. The cicada flew up to a corner of the room then flew along the wall above the 8 foot sofa below.
Shere Khan took off at warp speed to the sofa, leapt up to where the cicada was 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙩 𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙯𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙖𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙡𝙡 𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙜𝙩𝙝 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙖 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝 𝙞𝙩 𝙢𝙞𝙙-𝙖𝙞𝙧 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙞𝙩 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙙 𝙙𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣.
No one would have believed it if we hadn't both seen it.
"t the end of June, CEO Dana White and the UFC are expected to face a $700,000 bill to restore the South Lawn grass after the promotion's Freedom 250 event. To accommodate the 5,000-seat venue and The Claw — which is an enormous dome-and-arch construction — reports on May 29 indicated that the South Lawn had to be "flattened," which caused significant damage to the grass."
Mr. Star is somewhat close to this project and he said there ain't enough sod in all of Eastern Maryland to fix everything they're gonna f*ck up with these events. Except he didn't use the f word bc he's classy.
A couple of odds and ends I couldn't wait til later to share:
Saw a video on Facebook that was a complete destruction of the "trans women aren't women" argument. First was the idea that if you have to add a qualifier, then you aren't the thing. But if you have to call yourself a "conservative Christian," then obviously you're no Christian because you had to add a qualifier. Then, "well you should open up a book because they say the basic requirements to be a woman." Yeah, but if you open up a Bible, there's a bunch of qualifications to call yourself a Christian, and conservative Christians just ignore a whole lot of that. It was hilarious and perfect.
He got booed by almost everyone inside Madison Square Garden. He probably got booed by everyone in Midtown. And then the man with the best stamina, the healthiest president in history...FELL ASLEEP in the middle of a sports event. That's kind of impressive! Almost as impressive as him not being evacuated in a giant tantrum because some fake-ass "emergency" happened. The idiocy will continue.
I slept relatively well. It was kind of surprising. And I only woke up once to answer nature's all. I dreamt I had found a bunch of new clothing pieces at a local thrift store, and when I woke up I felt the strong desire to hop the bus, go hit up my favorite thrift store, and maybe grab lunch. And then I checked my bank account. I will...be stuck at home instead.
Why can't there be a place where people can sit down and just drink as much milk as they please for a flat price? Like, I would love a place where I could sit at a small table, mindlessly play on my phone, and just drink milk for an afternoon.
The cuisine of middle-of-nowhere Mississippi still lives in my heart: I suddenly have a craving for my grandmother's tuna casserole topped with crushed ranch Doritos.
With a big glass of unsweet tea with Sweet N Low and a tiny squirt of lemon juice from the plastic lemon.
"Indeed, even after the 2020 election, many prominent Republicans didn’t necessarily endorse Trump’s theories; they largely watered them down or merely declined to disagree with him. But this time, the right seems to be along for the ride, happy to join him in seeding suspicion despite the lack of evidence. That’s a scary prospect five months before the 2026 election."
Today’s hed gif source and also some news about right whales: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/cats-being-insane-little-dudes
And your meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/253e84b0-eea0-4e28-b0bd-609d3edff314?utm_source=share
"Somebody get a human!"
lol...that cat is awesome.
Holy Spidercat, Batman!
There’s zooming, and then there’s DEMONIC POSSESSION.
Amazing antics! I've had cats who were great climbers but that guy hanging upside down on the door jamb is unique in my experience.
Excellent news about the Right whales.
I had that model cat, grey with the white vest. She was not to be fooled with. She'd cross 3 lanes of traffic to kick a dog's ass. One time a buddy came over and let his Rhodesian ridgeback out of his truck. I looked around.."Fuck...where's my cat" "Don't worry" says Bill, "my dog doesn't chase cats" "I'm not worried about my cat" BOOM, she darts out and jumps onto his back and starts flaying. That dog yelped and shrieked until I managed to pull her off by her scruff and Bill got him back into the truck. They breed those dogs to hunt lions.
Don't be so judgemental about
How crazy a cat I am
I only know I like to jump
And hump the pantry jamb.
Are you pushing metaphors? Cause this feels like a metaphor. LOL
Another thing occurs to me, would I sand the door frames regularly like most people dust, or just occasionally when they really, really need it?
It looks like a piece has been spliced in at the bottom.
I hope the whale population recovers, but considering where their calving takes place, the future is uncertain.
Take it away, Mr. Ritchie:
https://youtu.be/ovo6zwv6DX4?si=9Hox5RHqGjHgigWH
Door-obics.
That reminds me, Molly's nails need trimming. Also, hurray for the whales.
"Cats is cats, sometimes even more so..."
Cast those cats in a production of Wicked ("Defying Gravity"). Think of the mashup possibilities with a production of Cats! On second thought, let's not...LOVE THESE KITTIES! Thanks for posting this one, Martini!
https://youtu.be/m7pNsj0WXTM?si=Qoa0KK6DDw_OHxp6
Jesse done it first
"Parpurr!"
That upside down cat got some serious talons. Never seen hang time like that ever!
Adolescent kitties have amazing powers. Many years ago, one of mine (named Shere Khan after the tiger in the Jungle Book) brought a live cicada into the house as a play toy (sigh) My room mate and I were in the living room where he dropped this angrily buzzing thing on the floor. The cicada flew up to a corner of the room then flew along the wall above the 8 foot sofa below.
Shere Khan took off at warp speed to the sofa, leapt up to where the cicada was 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙩 𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙯𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙖𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙡𝙡 𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙜𝙩𝙝 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙖 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝 𝙞𝙩 𝙢𝙞𝙙-𝙖𝙞𝙧 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙞𝙩 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙙 𝙙𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣.
No one would have believed it if we hadn't both seen it.
It only worked because he never looked down, I'll bet.
Trump and his dudes want that sweet World Cup money. They just don't want all those foreigners on Amurikan soil.
Too bad
Can't have it both ways
They’re so greedy
At the same time, they're a bunch of morons
If we all stop believing in laura loomer, she'll cease to exist. Like the Babadook.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqBBNjkAlXM
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Carsie Blanton and BurningHellOfficial
🎶The purpose of a system is what it does!🎶
Holy Spidercat, Batman!
So UFC will have to pay $700,000 to fix the grass it destroyed at the WH and even FOX fans are less than thrilled with how it all looks:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/fox-news-fans-turn-on-donald-trump-over-embarrassing-white-house-look/ar-AA25d4K8?ocid=winp2fptaskbarhover&cvid=6a286a798c9f40bf96cfbb0a7ee00f71&ei=18
"t the end of June, CEO Dana White and the UFC are expected to face a $700,000 bill to restore the South Lawn grass after the promotion's Freedom 250 event. To accommodate the 5,000-seat venue and The Claw — which is an enormous dome-and-arch construction — reports on May 29 indicated that the South Lawn had to be "flattened," which caused significant damage to the grass."
Oh good. I hope they pay it, but I'm sure they'll foist the bill onto the taxpayers.
It's only going to be PPV, I hope, so those bozos will be paying for it. Or is Fux Snooze televising it as part of their usual toadying?
Mr. Star is somewhat close to this project and he said there ain't enough sod in all of Eastern Maryland to fix everything they're gonna f*ck up with these events. Except he didn't use the f word bc he's classy.
A couple of odds and ends I couldn't wait til later to share:
Saw a video on Facebook that was a complete destruction of the "trans women aren't women" argument. First was the idea that if you have to add a qualifier, then you aren't the thing. But if you have to call yourself a "conservative Christian," then obviously you're no Christian because you had to add a qualifier. Then, "well you should open up a book because they say the basic requirements to be a woman." Yeah, but if you open up a Bible, there's a bunch of qualifications to call yourself a Christian, and conservative Christians just ignore a whole lot of that. It was hilarious and perfect.
He got booed by almost everyone inside Madison Square Garden. He probably got booed by everyone in Midtown. And then the man with the best stamina, the healthiest president in history...FELL ASLEEP in the middle of a sports event. That's kind of impressive! Almost as impressive as him not being evacuated in a giant tantrum because some fake-ass "emergency" happened. The idiocy will continue.
I slept relatively well. It was kind of surprising. And I only woke up once to answer nature's all. I dreamt I had found a bunch of new clothing pieces at a local thrift store, and when I woke up I felt the strong desire to hop the bus, go hit up my favorite thrift store, and maybe grab lunch. And then I checked my bank account. I will...be stuck at home instead.
Why can't there be a place where people can sit down and just drink as much milk as they please for a flat price? Like, I would love a place where I could sit at a small table, mindlessly play on my phone, and just drink milk for an afternoon.
During the ride to MSG, Don Don was greeted by raised middle fingers and thumbs down gestures.
I was saying Trumurns.
Does Looney Loomer know that Africa is not a country?
"Is it racist if I say Africa?"
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TJHjEl4aXtM
This might help her: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhmdDjatyRY
The cuisine of Upstate NY still lives in my heart. I just had an egg-n-olive sandwich for breakfast. IYKYK
The cuisine of middle-of-nowhere Mississippi still lives in my heart: I suddenly have a craving for my grandmother's tuna casserole topped with crushed ranch Doritos.
With a big glass of unsweet tea with Sweet N Low and a tiny squirt of lemon juice from the plastic lemon.
I will join you for grandma's casserole and tea.
Boo-urns!
The options you say are on your website to change to one Wonkette a day do not exist on my screen under “subscriptions.”
"so diabolical you couldn't even prove it"--the R's can't prove anything on a good day, so let's blame the devil.
Amazingly, while Donald Trump raping children is also diabolical, we can prove it.
just like a liberal to pull that stunt. :)
Why is God unable to help out His anointed servant? Is He on vacation?
Too busy laughing
From the CNN TAB!:
"Indeed, even after the 2020 election, many prominent Republicans didn’t necessarily endorse Trump’s theories; they largely watered them down or merely declined to disagree with him. But this time, the right seems to be along for the ride, happy to join him in seeding suspicion despite the lack of evidence. That’s a scary prospect five months before the 2026 election."
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So are these turd senators going to confirm Todd?
Probably. Eventually. They'll probably make a deal like they did with Susan Collins for Brett Kavanaugh.
NO chance any of the people leaving the senate might grow spines? HAHAHAHAHA.