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GrannysKnitting's avatar

they're like that one kid we all grew up with who has to run around provoking and annoying everyone and then whining when no one takes them seriously, or turns up to their party

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Lois B's avatar

Gavin Newsom (CA) and Beto O’Rourke (TX) for President & Vice President in 2028.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Why are WE not using OUR police to counteract this bullshit?

Send LAPD out to that plaza and let them Rodney King every last MF'ing ICE agent.

Yeah, why CAN'T we all just get along?

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Just_Jim's avatar

Because I bet that the LAPD are on the border agents side.

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Spleen Victoria's avatar

Probably they were gonna use those strawberries in some submarine sandwich, possibly with Nutella or peanut butter. The guy had WEAPONS! HE’S COMING RIGHT AT ME!!

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Trish Keene's avatar

I agree. Fuck these fuckers!

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Gern Blansten's avatar

I just realized that, similar to how climate change informs us that this year’s the coolest year for temperatures we will ever have again even as it’s set to be the latest hottest year on record, this year is the most democratic we will have under the current maladministration compared to the coming future years of tyranny. Perhaps not, but it definitely gave me a stomach ache just considering it.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Starts with Straw berries. An entry-level berry. Next thing you know: Rasp berries!

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Edmund: Well, you see, George, I did like it, back in the old days when the

prerequisite of a British campaign was that the enemy should under

no circumstances carry guns -- even spears made us think twice. The

kind of people we liked to fight were two feet tall and armed with

dry grass.

George: Now, come off it, sir -- what about Mboto Gorge, for heaven's sake?

Edmund: Yes, that was a bit of a nasty one -- ten thousand Watusi warriors

armed to the teeth with kiwi fruit and guava halves. After the battle,

instead of taking prisoners, we simply made a huge fruit salad.

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Peter Dellos's avatar

Proud of my Governor! He is America's favorite governor, a lot of people are saying this folks.

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Just_Jim's avatar

Big burly guys are coming up to him with tears in their eyes saying "Sir you are America's favorite governor."

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Thank you for your attention to that matter.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

September 1 is nearing and so is Noem’s First ICE Tooth Harvest Quarterly Report. Sir expects a pile of gold heaped onto the Resolute!

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

That scene from "Schindler's List."

shudder

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

If you have to hide your shitty face while doing your shitty job, you're shitty.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

ICE attracts a very specific sort of individual. I mean mob.

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lordpnut's avatar

Getting shitfaced at work comes straight from the top.

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TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

Don't be stupid, be a smartie. Come and join the nazi party!

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Antifa Commander's avatar

“We’re here making Los Angeles a safer place since we won’t have politicians that’ll do that, we do that ourselves." So much for civilian control of police and military, who needs that, anyway?

Chief Gregory Bovino does not cow me.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. I keep hearing "strawberries" in Humphrey Bogart's voice.

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IAmOnlyMe69's avatar

That seems like a lot of Border c*cks for just one guy who is delivering strawberries. New joke, how many Border patrol does it change a light bulb, none they are to busy picking on kids. Not funny but true.

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Lee Thornton's avatar

The Democratic presidental candidate who takes a stand and promises to fire every single mask wearing ICE and CBP incel littering our landscape gets my vote. As every child should learn, unacceptable behavior has consequences.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Excellent point, Lee. Should be one of the most publicized planks of the Dem platform.

That is, if there's any possibility of having a platform next year or in 2028.

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Secret Agent Man Mike's avatar

What intimidates ICE is pink slips - fire them, send the masked banditos home by bus loads. The newest game is sending people across country to places with little to no legal access to assistance. They are filling up Hawaii’s 700 empty beds. They have a 900 bed facility. Its time for the FBI to go after real criminals like the ones hiding in the new administration. Time for national guard to be helping in floods fires and storms, not scaring neighbors protesting injustice.

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TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

good thing trump purged the FBI

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