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I hope this doesn't happen in the camps we liberals will be forced into if Trump wins a second term.

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So when does Susan Sarandon start singing "Upon These Stones' and building barricades?

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Good. Let 'em.

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"When will Pelosi fix this?" Sorry kids, but Pelosi controls one-half of one branch of government, while Trump controls the other 2.5 branches. Pelosi doing what's in her power, but she's really not in a position to change this.

If you want to blame people, here is a reasonable hierarchy:

1) Trump and his hires2) The Republicans3) Everyone who voted for Trump4) Everyone who didn't vote for Hillary (either through inaction or a wasted vote)5) Everyone who spent the run-up to 2016 sniping at Hillary6) Putin, Comey, and the media

You know who's not at all responsible for Trump being able to do this? Pelosi and the Democrats. You know who bears at least some responsibility? Everyone who didn't cast a vote for Hillary, and also everyone who was attacking Hillary in 2016. That includes a lot of people nominally on the side of good.

Elections have consequences, and letting Trump in meant that we would be stuck with him until 2020. If you had a hand in that -- either by not voting for Hillary or by trying to persuade others not to -- you probably need to come to terms with that, so you don't pull the same thing next year.

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The allegations do not align with common practice at our facilities ....True. They almost certainly sexually assault fewer than 50% of the kids there. They simply don't have time to get to them all.

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The Underpants Gnomes are cool, calculating Masters of Logic compared to the Purity Ponies.

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That's what this Election Holiday business is about: they're shifting the blame onto the system to exonerate themselves, AND they're demanding the biggest, most inconvenient fix in hopes that society never meets their demands (and thus they never have to worry about voting again).

They are shit golems pretending to be human beings, every last one of them.

And yes, mail-in ballots are a genuinely good idea; they're not difficult to implement, there are several good models out there to study (Ohio, Oregon, and I believe Washington all do them successfully), and they neatly eliminate genuine time / physical access / voting equipment issues.

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... if they ever did implement a voting holiday, those people still wouldn't vote, because, and I quote, "I bet the lines are really long; no way am I going to stand in line all day".

I realize you generally can't quote someone in a future hypothetical situation, but the shit golems are nothing if not predictable.

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Good! Getting it on with someone like that would be, for lack of a better word, bestiality.

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Cue Monty Python:

may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the British Navy. Absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit, but all new ratings are warned that if they wake up in the morning and find any tooth marks at all anywhere on their bodies, they're to tell me immediately so that I can immediately take every measure to hush the whole thing up. And, finally, necrophilia is right out.

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He or she will appreciate that the student has become the teacher. Or maybe not.

But that might be a good way to broach the topic: "you taught me the importance of standing up for what's right no matter who takes offense; well, about your politics ..."

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Right out of the Nazi playbook.

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so children are being groped, are afraid to ask for a change of underwear, and go to sleep hungry, but the people who should give a shit such as those "activist mommies" think that cross dressers reading to them is what is truly damaging to a child's health and well being.

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It's what MAGA really means.

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If we were talking about any other nation, there would be discussion of the UN sending a multinational peacekeeping force to free the children.

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THIS. ENRAGINGLY... THIS.

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