Bored NASA Agents Now Invading Denny's In Search of Moon Rocks
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NASA had so much fun scaring the hell out of random horrified people by showering Earth with giant gobs of flaming scrap metal that they figured, "why break a streak?" So now they're busy terrorizing and manhandling 74-year-old grandmother Joanne Davis for trying to sell a tiny speck of a moon rock that her late husband gave her to raise money for her ill son, because only NASA is allowed to have moon rocks according to NASA rules. Instead of just
Bored NASA Agents Now Invading Denny's In Search of Moon Rocks
Bored NASA Agents Now Invading Denny's In…
Bored NASA Agents Now Invading Denny's In Search of Moon Rocks
NASA had so much fun scaring the hell out of random horrified people by showering Earth with giant gobs of flaming scrap metal that they figured, "why break a streak?" So now they're busy terrorizing and manhandling 74-year-old grandmother Joanne Davis for trying to sell a tiny speck of a moon rock that her late husband gave her to raise money for her ill son, because only NASA is allowed to have moon rocks according to NASA rules. Instead of just