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Kirsty Gnome #jobhunting's avatar

Epik Furries!

Runfastandwin's avatar

The Kangaroo has a baby

that sleeps in her pouch

not like my uncle

who sleeps on the couch!

you kind of have to see the picture that goes with that one.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Hole in one!

Wait...

Babe Paley's avatar

When I was little I called them keen-a-roos.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

SCORE!

Richard S's avatar

"Who's that cat comin' down again?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPAMH9QcNRA

"Sweet Georgia Brown" - Brother Bones

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Ah, if only Wonkitty had those sweet Globetrotter moves.

Menotsure's avatar

Last week's hint at substance

Has now become more clear

Wonkitty scores a pouchket

And shakes her little rear.

As I look at the week ahead

I can anticipate

That there will be marsupials

And I see that as great.

satch's avatar

Wonkitty just having fun with a friend and a ball.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

She Roos she scores!

Miss Grundy's avatar

Wonky's got game, er, basket!

NatalyaResists's avatar

The butt wiggle!

The Wanderer's avatar

Standard cat behavior.

NatalyaResists's avatar

An accurate portrayal!

The Wanderer's avatar

Absolutely. Warming up those fast-twitch rear muscles for the leap.

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

I presume that's a mars-hoop-ial.

The Wanderer's avatar

Wonkitty sank that three!

PrimerGray's avatar

Wonkitty has a basketball jones.

The Wanderer's avatar

Now I have that song's refrain running in my head.

PrimerGray's avatar

"I got a basset-ball jones, oh baby, ooh--ooh--ooh..."

That basset-ball was like a basset-ball to me.

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

March Madness with Wonkitty and her new Kangaroo friend!

BlueSpot's avatar

We need a gif showing Wonkitty kicking Donald Trump's ass.

beb's avatar

The judges in WV have seen enough. They say that if the ICE continues detaining people in ways they have unanimously deemed illegal they will start issuing civil fines and contempt findings — including against state officials who help them carry it out.

Talk is nice but it's time for action. Arrest those bastards.

Reader's avatar

For real. Regular ignores a court order it's immediate arrest.

Thorn Spike's avatar

After a hellacious morning, I'm just getting around to reading the (mostly) horrendous tabs, so thank you, Marcie, for that much-needed Dolly Peace Train palate cleanser. Shut up I'm not crying, you're crying!

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

Is this why my wife doesn't like to go hiking? I swear that all I want to do is walk and enjoy the damned view.

Amezed's avatar

Brilliant animation, Martini! Thanks!

Cock Blockula's avatar

"Alpine Divorce"? More like the "bear or man" question being put to the test by some sociopath.

Bupkus231's avatar

If Nancy Mace has not yet earned the sobriquet "Nasty Nancy", this bullshit twitter should have her branded with those words across her forehead. What a piece of SHIT.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The only thing I want to see in TABS is the video of Barron Trump enlisting in the Army.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

I vote for a link to Trump’s obituary.

Amezed's avatar

It should just read, "WHEW."

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

How long before MAGA says that paying for $5 a gallon gas is a “patriotic act”

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

I miss the times when I would really have to think about who our Secretary of Defense was. Who was Biden’s?

Aseri Catte's avatar

You joke, but I would gladly nominate Miss Dolly for sainthood.

AthenaH2SO4's avatar

She's our beloved secular saint, and I'm so, so glad we have her.

Davis's avatar

Thanks for that Dolly video. Wow.

Pere Ubu's avatar

And of course, the Heritage Foundation would like you to know this morning that people JUST LOVE the SAVE Act and that the SOTU shows that, indeed, we are living in a wonderful Golden Age. 🫩

I realize they wrote this shit long before the weekend, thus it sounds even more detached from reality than usual, but odd how the group arguably doing the most to power the Regime does so little reacting to what their policies have wrought. It's almost like... They Don't Care!

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

They wrote that shit in 2023

Sister Artemis's avatar

St Dolly, save us all. And knowing Dolly, and knowing our world, she can't do it alone. Hang tight to each other, everyone.

About that video: what was going on in 1996 that the video has so much Viet Nam War protest footage? Will delve into that later... haven't even got my first cup of coffee fully in my tummy yet.

TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

Of course Larry Ellison has an ai