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Pliny the Younger's avatar

It’s a clusterfuck from top to bottom. It’s going to be an even bigger clusterfuck when the shooting stops. That’s all I’m going to say.

lisaaug's avatar

If the pumpkin traitor ordered special forces into the Capitol with automatic weapons to kill every member of congress, is there anyone or anything to stop much less punish him? That's not an authoritarian, that's a tyrant.

Three more years. He's going to do that and much worse and much more. He won't stop until the country is a deadscape.

kmblue187's avatar

I saw that interview with Ayman and the Luna. Her performance was just like Bondi's...yelling, interrupting and lying.

beb's avatar

So often it appears that Trump is still living in the 80s. maybe even the 70s. So the American Hostages are still fresh in his mind and he wants revenge for them. And with Netanyahu egging him on I guess we can kiss Israel good-bye.

Babe Paley's avatar

We had a local man who was a hostage when I was growing up. He was well known about town before, and every year in class we had to make cards for him.

I always wondered where they sent them.

When I would run into him after his release I always wanted to ask if he got my cards.

I believe he was one of the longest held hostages.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The photo op when Barron Trump shows up at the recruitment station to enlist is going to be epic.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

They are literally adopting the Underpants Gnomes business plan as official U.S. policy.

Warren's avatar

This is what caused the Trump Casino to be dynamited. (Merv Griffin sure played DJT!)

This is what caused The New Jersey Generals to become USFL Champions, and Trump to win $3.00 in damages from the NFL in an antitrust suit.

This is the brilliant defense strategy that got DJT convicted on 34 counts of sexual assault of E. Jean Carroll.

So much winning!

Wookiee Monster's avatar

The fact that he destroyed an entire football league doesn’t get the attention it deserves.

Warren's avatar

It sucked. I liked the Michigan Panthers. Unlike the Lions, they won a championship.

Goonemeritus's avatar

Operation "Epic Furry" is that where our service men dress up in animal costumes and have social congress?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I thought it was "Operation Epstein Fury."

Major Kong's avatar

Representative Luna, I can tell you when and where Saudi Arabia killed thousands of Americans.

Debra Dassow's avatar

Maybe send all those Charlie Kirk lovers to their nearest military recruitment office.

Nemo's avatar

Operation Epstein Distraction.

This probably the tenth time that's been posted here.

Warren's avatar

The War of Epstein’s Dick. Just like Jenkins, Mr Trump has it wrapped in a handkerchief for when he testifies to Parliament.

Live coverage on Jesse Watters.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Incompetent sycophants are running this war. Pete Hegseth particularly. We're running out of munitions but we're going to put boots on the ground, according to trump. The Iranian military is going to hand their weapons over to civilians, according to the "plan." The war will "probably" last 4 to 5 more weeks, according to cat butt lips. But Hegseth is telling it like it is. This war will not be politically correct!!!! Women and children are going to get killed and we do not care. We get a pass on that because we declared it to be NOT politically correct. Next up Pete sends troops into an Iranian village and kills every man, woman, and child in it because NOT politically correct.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Maybe we should all make a plan to get together on the twentieth anniversary of the beginning of the current War With Iran.

Kay Ducky's avatar

We have a Mad King, we need a Jaime Lannister.

Warren's avatar

Our King is talking to a tree while he looks at his ballroom.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Yep, barking mad. Admiring his gold drapes in the middle of a "briefing" about attacking Iran.

Warren's avatar

The invisible Ballroom, that only he can see, like the Emperor’s New Clothes,

“But He Has Nothing On!!”

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Yes.... If only he'd been content to just fantasize about the Ballroom, instead of destroying the East Wing, THEN "seeing" something that isn't there.

Hank Napkin's avatar

FORMULA ONE

1) Kick-off illegal war against a state known to employ terrorist tactics

2) Instruct your top level intelligence and law enforcement officials to "maybe let a little something to happen here but not you know right here where I am", within the U.S. America Secure Borders, to kill and maim Americans

3) Decry terrorism, get tough and tougher er on terrorists, liberals, sex deviants

4) Hasten round up of these "undesirables" including registered voters and political opponents and Netflix subscribers

5) Declare Beautiful Safe Martial Law and the Permanent Easy Suspension of All Elections Forever

6) Then it's "Hello dearie and how old are you? Here's my stick and here's my ball -- would you like grampa to show you some Golf?"

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Dr. Oz says Chump has the testosterone levels of a fifty-year-old.

Does that mean that he's still raping children?

Hank Napkin's avatar

If by “testosterone” he means “taped his dick to a popsicle stick” then, yes.

Warren's avatar

Hi Tech Prosthetic.

fuflans's avatar

this entire timeline wouldn't make it out of the worst writer's room.

even one owned by bari weiss.

jeffocaster's avatar

It is not Board of Peace, nor Bored of Peace, but Trump just gets Bored of Piece.

What A Debacle's avatar

Therein lies the rub!

Every once in a while you might have a squirter that makes it's way through - Pete Hegseth