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Skye Marthaler's avatar

At least it's not the water bowl!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Tha M on their foreheads stands for Mayhem.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Time to try another brand.

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

Quit playing with your food kid.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

If I ever get a kitten of my own, its name will be Pan D. Monium!

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

"I was promised bottomless brunch."

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Kitty is perfecting their "hunting for dinner" technique.

Menotsure's avatar

This is why I don't do three Martini ( no offense meant) lunches.I damn near got whipped to death by a weed eater after one of those.

Craig Nixon's avatar

I'm ususally not a fan of long song titles, but "Whipped To Death By A Weed Eater After a Three Martini Lunch" is def workable.

Menotsure's avatar

Go with it! I ask only credit for the title. No royalties.

It would have to have a neo-country edge

Craig Nixon's avatar

That's exactly what I was hearing too.

Menotsure's avatar

...and a buzzy guitar solo.

Craig Nixon's avatar

Slide resonator, for sure.

Menotsure's avatar

More of mess. Like the kibble, actually.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Are you the kitten in this scenario? 😅

Menotsure's avatar

Misplaced reply deftly caught!

M-X's avatar

For the first time I may just stick with 'Tini's offering this morning and eschew the tabz.

Ever see the "going goblin" big kitty lolling on his rump eating some kibble with a paw?

These critters are very goblin!

*a pandemic situation/term, if I remember right

The Wanderer's avatar

Acting very caffeinated.

Al Bellenchia's avatar

Hot Java!

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

Java is having a food fight with himself.

Worriedman's avatar

So many bad people doing bad things ! Here's my latest Substack page - beautiful flowers, a great poem, hella cute donkeys and a cat that's just about perfect in every way - nothing bad here ! You should go look!

https://brawlatthepoetscafe.substack.com/p/see-the-grass-is-full-of-stars-fallen?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=insr

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Trump appoints J6 insurrectionist and traitorous twink on U.S. counter-terrorism task force to look for easily exploited vulnerabilities.

𝗣𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗶𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘃𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗝𝗮𝗻𝘂𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝟲 𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿-𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗺 𝗿𝗼𝗹𝗲

𝘈𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘮 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘴 𝘐𝘳𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jun/02/january-6-rioter-elias-irizarry-counterterrorism

Uncle Betamax's avatar

"...to look for easily exploited vulnerabilities." and then package them for sale the America's enemies.

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

Kind of a general comment, but I think one effect of an increasingly corrupt federal administration - at the highest levels, like we have now - is to spread corruption and white-collar-type lawlessness generally. It's psychologically corrupting; 'if they can do it, why can't I?'

Don't know if this is a known sociological phenomenon, but it seems like it would be.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

@s0phistry

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Candidate Filings have closed in Minnesota. For the first time in history, the MN DFL has filed candidates in every state house and senate seat. Meanwhile, the MN GOP has left 4 DFL-held Senate seats and 17 House seats uncontested (the most since the 1974 Watergate Wave)

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We are fighting.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

I only pray to Crom that our stupid and inept president does not use a sudden "accidental ordnance malfunction" by Army artillery units to demolish the Kennedy Center. Such a accident would bring significant damage to nearby property and also cost lives since he would arrange for the sudden barrage of heavy artillery to occur at lunch time in DC.

The best we can hope for is a controlled implosion that is designed by competent demolition experts and certified structural engineers. At least the implosion can be done at night and with a minimum of damage to nearby structures.

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

Good morning. Just having browsed at primaries … so far so good? California’s jungle primaries really are a risk for the disorganized mob of monkeys that is our Democratic Party. We’s a’gonna need to get it together this year.

And … hardly an aside … the ‘neutral’ mainstream media really is redoubling its efforts to decide to elect the right (Republican) people, IMHO.

I guess I’m gonna stay queezy and disgusted for at least another half year or so. Oh yay.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I HATE our jungle primaries and I ALWAYS will.

Rhand Holm's avatar

"𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑅𝑒𝑝𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑠 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠 𝐽𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑇𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑜 𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑓𝑙𝑖𝑝 𝑡𝑜 𝑤𝑖𝑛 𝑇𝑒𝑥𝑎𝑠?" In which Matthew Yglesias advises Talarico to moderate his message to appeal to MAGA. I'm so tired of talking heads encouraging Dems to be more Republican. They aren't going to vote Dem, ever. All you end up doing is suppressing Dem enthusiasm and shifting the Overton Window. But, I suppose that's the real point of such "advice".

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

A moderate Nazi is still a Nazi.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I hope Talarico doesn't follow that sketchy advice.

TerseNurse's avatar

Personally, I think that saying what you actually believe; and working like a dervish to get people off their asses and registered to vote/actually making it to a polling place and voting is a better strategy. But what do I know, I'm just some dorky nurse with opinion.

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

‘You should appeal to brain-dead people.’ Um. Really?

M-X's avatar
10mEdited

For your morning get-down, I present Kool & the Gang

JUNGLE BOOGIE, you're welcome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGKiC2suCHQ

Okay, have some more. This is why I knew how to dance from like, kindergarten. And Parliament and whoever, oh yeah. Sooooouuuulllllllll Train, yasss.

"Get Down On It"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AVxBedMP4I

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

CO Gov. Polis remains committed to getting himself thrown out of office as soon as voters get the chance.

Jared Polis on Tina Peters: "Did she learn a lesson to follow the law? I sure hope so."

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mndlb7hh7n2m

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

I'd like regal you with another fucking bear story. I planted flower seeds in all our pots on the deck. We have a three-tiered herb garden that I planted with nine (9) different kinds of herbs. This morning Paul discovered the herb garden had been trashed, and the shoes I left out on the deck to dry were not in their original condition. I don't have video of this criminal because the camera battery needed to be charged and was taken down and brought into the cabin last night. I swear the little fuck knew he'd get away with this shit and knew he'd piss the old lady that yells at him off.

I do have a cute little video of the criminal reconnoitering the deck a few of nights ago.

https://substack.com/profile/439485293-holly-lima-charlie/note/c-269848155

Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

Wonketter is on tour! The deadhead in me wants to be too. Sadly I have to adult these days.

Craig Nixon's avatar

This is why I never engage in such behavior.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I never wanted to grow up as a kid. I guess I had a pretty good understanding what adulting was all about.

Schmannity's avatar

BRIDGEWATER, N.J. (AP) — Rebecca Bennett, a former Navy helicopter pilot, won the Democratic primary in a battleground New Jersey congressional district to take on Republican Rep. Tom Kean Jr., who has been absent with an unspecified illness for months.

Kean’s absence — his last vote was in early March — has supercharged interest in the seat, which Democrats view as key to winning control of the narrowly divided U.S. House. Voters in the 7th District have ousted two incumbents during midterm elections over the past decade.

TerseNurse's avatar

did Kean have a primary opponent?

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

I see that the Shitty Six have made George Wallace's dream come true.

MRK's avatar

For now. And these gerrymanders still have a potential to backfire on them.

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

I'm seeing rumors of a Susan Collins sex scandal. She was boffing a married man with a dying wife. No, it wasn't Newt Gingrich.

https://bsky.app/profile/merovingians.bsky.social/post/3mndni64dmc2j

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

Now that I read that I can't get the visual out of my head. That's some nightmare fuel right there.

President Rufus T. Superfly's avatar

It's OK though--she was very concerned and had a furrowed brow throughout.

Schmannity's avatar

That's concerning

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

It's impossible to imagine her doing it.

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

Can you picture that quavering, old-lady voice of hers in the throes of passion?

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Ordinarily I wouldn't be defending her but she has Parkinson's. Hence the quavery voice.

Craig Nixon's avatar

Yr Wonkette Diet Plan™ in action.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Dude. Some of us just ate breakfast.