Blimps, they are so 2008. Why have a blimp when you can have it rain actual Paultards all over your New Hampshire campaign event? Skydivers will jump from a helicopter over Derry on Sept. 29 for an aerial display and then land in a residential yard, highlighting a special question-and-answer session about the future of the nation with Presidential Candidate Ron Paul.
<i>&quot;Skydiving is self-regulated, she said....&quot;</i>
Not exactly. The helicopter, its fuel, its pilot, the people who manufacture and prepare the parachutes, the insurance company* in the event of an accident, the airspace.... All these things are regulated by the government so when you step onto the helicopter then jump out, you can (literally) safely assume very little can go wrong. _________________________ * insurance is a Ponzi scheme
It doesn&#039;t say it&#039;s a supporter&#039;s residential yard. IT&#039;s probably just any residential yard that&#039;s where their feet happen to end up.
But -- and think of the delicious irony -- they land in the yard of a Freedom Loving Second Amendment supporter. Who shoots them all for trespassing.
I think I remember something like this from history...something about a Union and some Confederate states. I was asleep in class that day. How did it all turn out?
Where I come from we think that the Block Association makes about all the rules we wanna follow. Our cell phones and slaves are the cheapest in the world.
A parachute is just another example of socialism. It props up the weak from a deserved death. It flies in the face of nature because if man was meant to float safely to earth they would be much fluffier. It&rsquo;s not in the bible so parachutes are inherently evil and, most of all, Ron Reagan never used a parachute.
It&#039;s Raining &#039;tards Hallelujah! - It&#039;s Raining &#039;tards! Amen! I&#039;m gonna go out to run and let myself get Absolutely barking stupid!
<i>&quot;Skydiving is self-regulated, she said....&quot;</i>
Not exactly. The helicopter, its fuel, its pilot, the people who manufacture and prepare the parachutes, the insurance company* in the event of an accident, the airspace.... All these things are regulated by the government so when you step onto the helicopter then jump out, you can (literally) safely assume very little can go wrong. _________________________ * insurance is a Ponzi scheme
Don&#039;t worry. The earth will catch them.
It doesn&#039;t say it&#039;s a supporter&#039;s residential yard. IT&#039;s probably just any residential yard that&#039;s where their feet happen to end up.
But -- and think of the delicious irony -- they land in the yard of a Freedom Loving Second Amendment supporter. Who shoots them all for trespassing.
Too late. His essence ended up in Rand Paul.
saw what you will, paultards are way more fun than baggers.
I can&#039;t see this ending well. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrlU-vXC4BA">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
Well, a lot of teatards are quite &#039;fluffy&#039;. In the Gabriel Iglesias way.
I think I remember something like this from history...something about a Union and some Confederate states. I was asleep in class that day. How did it all turn out?
Where I come from we think that the Block Association makes about all the rules we wanna follow. Our cell phones and slaves are the cheapest in the world.
And the people were singing They went, &quot;La, la, la&quot;
What team did he play for?
Either Inardozi is a wordy troll practical joker, or he really missed the joke.
Maroons? I don&#039;t know about that...but I bet a lot of people think we&#039;re reds.
Insert stock market joke here.
A parachute is just another example of socialism. It props up the weak from a deserved death. It flies in the face of nature because if man was meant to float safely to earth they would be much fluffier. It&rsquo;s not in the bible so parachutes are inherently evil and, most of all, Ron Reagan never used a parachute.
It&#039;s Raining &#039;tards Hallelujah! - It&#039;s Raining &#039;tards! Amen! I&#039;m gonna go out to run and let myself get Absolutely barking stupid!