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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"Skydiving is self-regulated, she said...."</i>

Not exactly. The helicopter, its fuel, its pilot, the people who manufacture and prepare the parachutes, the insurance company* in the event of an accident, the airspace.... All these things are regulated by the government so when you step onto the helicopter then jump out, you can (literally) safely assume very little can go wrong. _________________________ * insurance is a Ponzi scheme

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Don't worry. The earth will catch them.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

It doesn't say it's a supporter's residential yard. IT's probably just any residential yard that's where their feet happen to end up.

But -- and think of the delicious irony -- they land in the yard of a Freedom Loving Second Amendment supporter. Who shoots them all for trespassing.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Too late. His essence ended up in Rand Paul.

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fuflans's avatar

saw what you will, paultards are way more fun than baggers.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I can't see this ending well. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrlU-vXC4BA">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Well, a lot of teatards are quite 'fluffy'. In the Gabriel Iglesias way.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I think I remember something like this from history...something about a Union and some Confederate states. I was asleep in class that day. How did it all turn out?

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102415's avatar

Where I come from we think that the Block Association makes about all the rules we wanna follow. Our cell phones and slaves are the cheapest in the world.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

And the people were singing They went, "La, la, la"

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

What team did he play for?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Either Inardozi is a wordy troll practical joker, or he really missed the joke.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Maroons? I don't know about that...but I bet a lot of people think we're reds.

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schmannity's avatar

Insert stock market joke here.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

A parachute is just another example of socialism. It props up the weak from a deserved death. It flies in the face of nature because if man was meant to float safely to earth they would be much fluffier. It’s not in the bible so parachutes are inherently evil and, most of all, Ron Reagan never used a parachute.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

It's Raining 'tards Hallelujah! - It's Raining 'tards! Amen! I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get Absolutely barking stupid!

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