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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

retroactive virginity- she learned from the best...

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

Wasn't there a grampa married to a teenager, too? Since Sarah is moving to NY to be in the lamestream, Todd has his eye out for new specimens.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

When it comes to penises, DON'T RETREAT...RELOAD (into your vagina)!

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chascates's avatar

New reality show: <i>Ice Road Fuckers!</i>

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schmannity's avatar

Deadliest (venereal disease) Catch

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