Chris Christie has lost the Boss, not that he ever really had him. Here for your morning clipbait are Jimmy Fallon and Bruce Springsteen, two broken heroes on a last chance power drive...but mostly just stuck in traffic on the George Washington Bridge. With the lanes out of Fort Lee closed, Wendy had better just not get her hopes up, is what they're saying:
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<a href="http:\/\/cdn.memegenerator.net\/instances\/250x250\/44838451.jpg" target="_blank">Leave Chris Christie Alone!</a>
I gotta pee! *snort*