Chris Christie has lost the Boss, not that he ever really had him. Here for your morning clipbait are Jimmy Fallon and Bruce Springsteen, two broken heroes on a last chance power drive...but mostly just stuck in traffic on the George Washington Bridge.
The highway's jammed with heroes broken by a last chance power jive Everybody's out on the run tonight but there's no place left to drive
h-Oh, Someday girl I don't know when we're gonna get cross that bridge and go where we really wanna go like the Village and SoHo And then tramps like us baby, we can pa-ay the toll!
Thank you, Bruuuuuce. This one is for the fuel wasted, the children missing the first day of school, the guy who was late to his first day on a new job after a year of unemployment, the delayed medical procedures, the work time wasted, the noise and filth for the local residents, the stained memory of 9/11.
Whatever may happen to Christie now careerwise, his tiny little undersize heart is broken. I get the feeling Springsteen has been waiting for a long time for just the right moment to send the biggest, fattest Dear John letter ever.
<i>Christie recalled meeting Springsteen three days earlier at the benefit concert.
&ldquo;We hugged,&rdquo; Christie said. &ldquo;He told me it&rsquo;s official: We&rsquo;re friends. I told the president today, actually, that the hug was great and when we got home, there was a lot of weeping because of the hug. And the president asked why. I said, &lsquo;Well, to be honest, I was the one doing the weeping.&rsquo;&rdquo;</i>
Dear Gov. Christie: Want to know how payback really works? This. This is how payback works.
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I gotta pee! *snort*
The highway&#039;s jammed with heroes broken by a last chance power jive Everybody&#039;s out on the run tonight but there&#039;s no place left to drive
They are down to one lane for the Roller Coaster. The fix is in!
h-Oh, Someday girl I don&#039;t know when we&#039;re gonna get cross that bridge and go where we really wanna go like the Village and SoHo And then tramps like us baby, we can pa-ay the toll!
Thank you, Bruuuuuce. This one is for the fuel wasted, the children missing the first day of school, the guy who was late to his first day on a new job after a year of unemployment, the delayed medical procedures, the work time wasted, the noise and filth for the local residents, the stained memory of 9/11.
Whatever may happen to Christie now careerwise, his tiny little undersize heart is broken. I get the feeling Springsteen has been waiting for a long time for just the right moment to send the biggest, fattest Dear John letter ever.
<i>Christie recalled meeting Springsteen three days earlier at the benefit concert.
&ldquo;We hugged,&rdquo; Christie said. &ldquo;He told me it&rsquo;s official: We&rsquo;re friends. I told the president today, actually, that the hug was great and when we got home, there was a lot of weeping because of the hug. And the president asked why. I said, &lsquo;Well, to be honest, I was the one doing the weeping.&rsquo;&rdquo;</i>
Dear Gov. Christie: Want to know how payback really works? This. This is how payback works.