Chris Christie has lost the Boss, not that he ever really had him. Here for your morning clipbait are Jimmy Fallon and Bruce Springsteen, two broken heroes on a last chance power drive...but mostly just stuck in traffic on the George Washington Bridge. With the lanes out of Fort Lee closed, Wendy had better just not get her hopes up, is what they're saying:
The highway's jammed with heroes broken by a last chance power jive Everybody's out on the run tonight but there's no place left to drive
h-Oh, Someday girl I don't know when we're gonna get cross that bridge and go where we really wanna go like the Village and SoHo And then tramps like us baby, we can pa-ay the toll!
Thank you, Bruuuuuce. This one is for the fuel wasted, the children missing the first day of school, the guy who was late to his first day on a new job after a year of unemployment, the delayed medical procedures, the work time wasted, the noise and filth for the local residents, the stained memory of 9/11.
Whatever may happen to Christie now careerwise, his tiny little undersize heart is broken. I get the feeling Springsteen has been waiting for a long time for just the right moment to send the biggest, fattest Dear John letter ever.
<i>Christie recalled meeting Springsteen three days earlier at the benefit concert.
&ldquo;We hugged,&rdquo; Christie said. &ldquo;He told me it&rsquo;s official: We&rsquo;re friends. I told the president today, actually, that the hug was great and when we got home, there was a lot of weeping because of the hug. And the president asked why. I said, &lsquo;Well, to be honest, I was the one doing the weeping.&rsquo;&rdquo;</i>
Dear Gov. Christie: Want to know how payback really works? This. This is how payback works.
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I gotta pee! *snort*
The highway&#039;s jammed with heroes broken by a last chance power jive Everybody&#039;s out on the run tonight but there&#039;s no place left to drive
They are down to one lane for the Roller Coaster. The fix is in!
h-Oh, Someday girl I don&#039;t know when we&#039;re gonna get cross that bridge and go where we really wanna go like the Village and SoHo And then tramps like us baby, we can pa-ay the toll!
Thank you, Bruuuuuce. This one is for the fuel wasted, the children missing the first day of school, the guy who was late to his first day on a new job after a year of unemployment, the delayed medical procedures, the work time wasted, the noise and filth for the local residents, the stained memory of 9/11.
Whatever may happen to Christie now careerwise, his tiny little undersize heart is broken. I get the feeling Springsteen has been waiting for a long time for just the right moment to send the biggest, fattest Dear John letter ever.
<i>Christie recalled meeting Springsteen three days earlier at the benefit concert.
&ldquo;We hugged,&rdquo; Christie said. &ldquo;He told me it&rsquo;s official: We&rsquo;re friends. I told the president today, actually, that the hug was great and when we got home, there was a lot of weeping because of the hug. And the president asked why. I said, &lsquo;Well, to be honest, I was the one doing the weeping.&rsquo;&rdquo;</i>
Dear Gov. Christie: Want to know how payback really works? This. This is how payback works.