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Reddishrabbit's avatar

Where's the alligator?

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marxalot's avatar

Backwards and forwards facing dashcams for all.

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marxalot's avatar

It's a mighty fine traddishhin, mighty fine indeed. *sits down heavily* What're you lookin' at?

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marxalot's avatar

Whatta hahd-ohn. I've gotta wicked pissah bangah just thinkin about it.

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fuflans's avatar

there's a marky mark joke in here somewhere.

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malsperanza's avatar

Well they're both black so it's hard to tell them apart.

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bobbert's avatar

I'm beginning to think everybody should just wear suicide vests.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

A hard-drinking Boston cop who plays fast and loose with the rules? Gritty street fight after a car chase in a stolen car? Call me crazy, but I see an exciting new prime-time police drama series here.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Needs moar dead hookers in the trunk.

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chascates's avatar

In the future EVERYONE will wear body cams.

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PubOption's avatar

Violent drunken hooligan with an Irish name, not much of an ethnic stereotype there.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Hey, not all of us of Irish descent are hooligans! *hic*

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malsperanza's avatar

Lightly salted.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Someone call Dennis Leary for the lead...

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malsperanza's avatar

The absence of any gunshot wounds leads me to surmise that Officer Friendly left his service weapon at home. Unless of course he had already surrendered it on account of those other assault charges that had led to the whole desk duty thing.

Otherwise Uber Victim and Blah Samaritan would currently be gracing the front pages of America's finest newspapers, with the headline "Two Die as Cop Prevents Thug Carjacking."

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I blame de Blasio.Oh, and Obama.

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