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Where's the alligator?

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Backwards and forwards facing dashcams for all.

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It's a mighty fine traddishhin, mighty fine indeed. *sits down heavily* What're you lookin' at?

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Whatta hahd-ohn. I've gotta wicked pissah bangah just thinkin about it.

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there's a marky mark joke in here somewhere.

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Well they're both black so it's hard to tell them apart.

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I'm beginning to think everybody should just wear suicide vests.

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A hard-drinking Boston cop who plays fast and loose with the rules? Gritty street fight after a car chase in a stolen car? Call me crazy, but I see an exciting new prime-time police drama series here.

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Needs moar dead hookers in the trunk.

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In the future EVERYONE will wear body cams.

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Violent drunken hooligan with an Irish name, not much of an ethnic stereotype there.

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Hey, not all of us of Irish descent are hooligans! *hic*

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Lightly salted.

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Someone call Dennis Leary for the lead...

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The absence of any gunshot wounds leads me to surmise that Officer Friendly left his service weapon at home. Unless of course he had already surrendered it on account of those other assault charges that had led to the whole desk duty thing.

Otherwise Uber Victim and Blah Samaritan would currently be gracing the front pages of America's finest newspapers, with the headline "Two Die as Cop Prevents Thug Carjacking."

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I blame de Blasio.Oh, and Obama.

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