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Or just say fuckit and go back to IE.

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Sorry Tommy, but that's already been tried.

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Speaking of blowing stuff up, how come NSA didn't catch the Boston bombers?

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That'll teach you to make comments.

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The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

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Are you saying that all those pictures of abandoned factories <i> aren't</i> pictures of factories abandoned since 2008? Are you saying they're a kind of cheap economic-ruin porn that no scrupulous journalistic enterprise would indulge in?

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I think Detroit just needs a <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=67IIRN9FfH4" target="_blank"> Doctor</a>

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Are you saying that when Boston refers to itself as "the Hub," they really mean "the Fundament"?

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And then rode out of town on the Michigan Central.

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Sort of . . . he thinks he could "blow up" Detroit's municipal government and build a new one from scratch. (As if that would make industry, jobs, commerce, and tax revenues materialize.) Guy's a bit like Bloomberg; thinks he's the reason the city has a zillion dollars to spend on services.

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We'll leave the light on for . . . oh, wait, it's busted. Never mind.

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Bomber Harris?

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Detroit already looks like it was blown up. How about offering to build them a leaky, overpriced tunnel?

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