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Boston, NYC, DC, Points South! Let Us Be Lovers, Marry Our Fortunes Together (This Week!)
Baby what are you doing at the bar?
-- Shaskeen's Pub, Manchester, New Hampshire. We have driven through fucking February New Hampshire, and may see a rally of Trumpenfolk tonight -- or we might hide because that shit's got a tendency to go full-putsch. (I am saying Trump is a Nazi.) (What are the last words you want to hear at a Trump rally? "LOOK THERE'S A JOURNALIST.") But while we're here, and before we send out today's batch of a goddamn million Bernie Sanders shirts (just three more days, and they're gone forever!), we figgered we'd throw some hazy Save-the-Dates at you for the next leg of our #Wonkebago meet-ups-and-kiss-uses.
MEET US! KISS US! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!
Wed., Feb. 10: Boston-area-ish. Where? Maybe at the Seaport! (Fuck you and your "it's too touristy," the Wonkebago ain't gonna park itself.) When? I dunno! Save the date!
Sat., Feb. 13: NYC. Let's do it Saturday afternoon you guys! And what do you think about a place that's ... NOT MANHATTAN??? Crazy right?
Sun., Feb. 14: Washington DC. Wonkette Lonely Hearts Club Drinky and Kissy! Earlyish! Where? Fuck if we know! When? On the early side! Can you bring your significant other? Sure! Just role-play and pretend you're meeting again for the very first time, and then maybe do some sex right in front of god and everyone. That'd be cool!
Wed., Feb. 17: Richmond, Virginia! Delaney, you're in charge of finding a place.
TBA: Charlotte! Charleston! In there somewhere! Save the date of your choice!
This was just a very good post, with many actionable details and DATES for you to SAVE! (Save the dates. AND ALSO THE GAY WHALES.)