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Hey babby - you come here often?

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Upfists to all of the above. And an added bonus ... JFK announced his run for the presidency at the historic Parker House. Does that still count? Last I heard the repugs were trying to convince us he would be one of them today ... as if ...

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I need a hat like that.

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So how long will you be in NH?

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I've never needed any prompting from the Editrix to drink. I'm drinking right now.

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Jesus Christ that goddam fucking baby...I've got to expand my ways of expressing awe at how fucking adorable she is, don't I?

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Everyone needs a hat like that. Wait until she's old enough to wear a tutu--she'll be taking over the world, please and thank you!

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Wonkette Babby is "ZOMG. SHUT.UP." adorable.

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Baby what are you doing at the bar?"Oh, having a (flower) bud* 'n watching the game."

(Sorry -- still experiencing a Superb Owl commercial hangover.)

_________________________________________________*See: hat.

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P.S. Now THAT is how you rock a hat!

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My understanding is that things were rough as the steel industry died, but that at least allowed the air quality to improve (steel => lots of coal plants => lots of soot in the air). Since then, there's been a lot of growth in the health/medical fields, and in tech, which has lead to a resurgence of the area.

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GODDAMMIT I ALREADY HAVE PLANS ON THE 17TH. FUCKFUCKFUCK.

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NYC on my birthday! you BASTARDS!

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Yeah DC! Wonkette's Original Hometown Baby! Let's do it big this year!

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Ahhh, sweet memories of my father and me (age 3-4) stoping at a bar on the way home from buying the Sunday morning paper...

The bartender would buy me Shirley Temples and M&Ms. https://youtu.be/m3p4wDksnVwOddly enough, I don't hang out in bars that much anymore because nobody buys me drinks now (except Editrix, thanks!)

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You know you have a place to stay in Charlotte!

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