Afternoon post roundup!
Hey little Cow- mooooove over there and fuck off and then fuck off into the Sun…
Additional news bit:
Melania’s biopic, as created by some filmmaker rapist friend of Epstein and funded by Bozo Bezos is not exactly filling the seats.
Headlines are ranging from ‘Theaters Are Practically Empty’ to ‘FLOP!’ to ‘Hahahahaha’ (okay the last one I made up).
Hed and subhed. Pay attention to the latter.
"Melania documentary struggles in UK cinemas as Vue admits sales are ‘soft’
Only one ticket sold for premiere of film about US first lady at Vue’s flagship London branch as insiders question launch strategy"
One ticket. Not even a date. Probably a critic looking for a scratching post.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/26/melania-trump-documentary-uk-cinemas-vue-soft-sales
A few years from now, it could make an ironic Wonkette movie night.
It will be easier to laugh when we aren't (God willing) staring into the bleak existential abyss of a Trump dystopia
MST 3000 do your damn job
Greg Bovino, you will be missed. Not emotionally, but missed visually — a lot of people can’t see when a man that small enters into a room
Hey little Cow- mooooove over there and fuck off and then fuck off into the Sun…
Additional news bit:
Melania’s biopic, as created by some filmmaker rapist friend of Epstein and funded by Bozo Bezos is not exactly filling the seats.
Headlines are ranging from ‘Theaters Are Practically Empty’ to ‘FLOP!’ to ‘Hahahahaha’ (okay the last one I made up).
Hed and subhed. Pay attention to the latter.
"Melania documentary struggles in UK cinemas as Vue admits sales are ‘soft’
Only one ticket sold for premiere of film about US first lady at Vue’s flagship London branch as insiders question launch strategy"
One ticket. Not even a date. Probably a critic looking for a scratching post.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/26/melania-trump-documentary-uk-cinemas-vue-soft-sales
A few years from now, it could make an ironic Wonkette movie night.
It will be easier to laugh when we aren't (God willing) staring into the bleak existential abyss of a Trump dystopia
MST 3000 do your damn job
Greg Bovino, you will be missed. Not emotionally, but missed visually — a lot of people can’t see when a man that small enters into a room