Hello! The news is still coming out but it sounds like Greg Bovino is getting kicked out of another city in shame. More on that news as it happens! For now, here were your Monday stories.
These were the tabs:
Kash is even more of an embarrassment than you already thought.
Dom met some losers at the March for Life.
He sure did.
Here’s the old liar now!
Yep, sounds like it!
And for once, a good lighthearted sex scandal!
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Additional news bit:
Melania’s biopic, as created by some filmmaker rapist friend of Epstein and funded by Bozo Bezos is not exactly filling the seats.
Headlines are ranging from ‘Theaters Are Practically Empty’ to ‘FLOP!’ to ‘Hahahahaha’ (okay the last one I made up).
Greg Bovino, you will be missed. Not emotionally, but missed visually — a lot of people can’t see when a man that small enters into a room