BP Apologizes For Ruining Your Three-Day Weekend (and the Earth)
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Happy Memorial Day, Americans! (Because of the Constitution, you are the only people on the planet to have a day honoring your soldiers, so enjoy it! Foreigners just coldeattheir war casualties, "to avenge the fallen.") And don't turn on the news radio or look at the Internet, except for the usual porn and pizza orders, because baby it's bad out there. FOR EXAMPLE: You know that
BP Apologizes For Ruining Your Three-Day Weekend (and the Earth)
BP Apologizes For Ruining Your Three-Day…
BP Apologizes For Ruining Your Three-Day Weekend (and the Earth)
Happy Memorial Day, Americans! (Because of the Constitution, you are the only people on the planet to have a day honoring your soldiers, so enjoy it! Foreigners just coldeattheir war casualties, "to avenge the fallen.") And don't turn on the news radio or look at the Internet, except for the usual porn and pizza orders, because baby it's bad out there. FOR EXAMPLE: You know that