Let's begin with the "funny" news: Transocean awarded its top executives with six figure bonuses, because under their shining leadership the company experienced its "best year in safety performance." Yes, "safety bonuses" for the executives in charge of the oil rig that exploded and then spilled 200 million gallons of oil into the ocean, killing eleven people, all the baby dolphins and everything else that lives in/near the Gulf.
What the hell...Tepco springs a tiny leak and its CEO takes to his sick bed with the vapors. He should man up like Tony Hayward and bitch about wanting his life back.
Neither. I'm practicing moderation in my advancing years. I only drink scotch for the flavor...especially when I'm reading Playboy for the articles.
Hey, those executives deserve this bonus. Not one of them got cut as they were being shaved, stabbed themselves with a gold fork as they placed caviar in their mouth or got their finger slammed in the limo door as the chauffer closed it for them for a whole year. Well done!
What the hell...Tepco springs a tiny leak and its CEO takes to his sick bed with the vapors. He should man up like Tony Hayward and bitch about wanting his life back.
motherfuckers.
bp oil spill, radioactive water and terry jones. which is the grossest form of pollution we wonder.
What if they mutate into horrible creatures bent on the destruction of humanity? Oh wait.
Neither. I'm practicing moderation in my advancing years. I only drink scotch for the flavor...especially when I'm reading Playboy for the articles.
Hey, those executives deserve this bonus. Not one of them got cut as they were being shaved, stabbed themselves with a gold fork as they placed caviar in their mouth or got their finger slammed in the limo door as the chauffer closed it for them for a whole year. Well done!
Macrocunt =/= micropenis.
That was Mothra.
In the era of the 5-second attentions span, there ARE no consequences anymore.
Why I'm glad I'm no longer paying for CNN, the end.
I propose that the radioactive leak be plugged by Terry Jones + BP executives. What a beautiful solution.
"Mmm, force-fed children make the best fast food," said Jonathan swiftly.
OT, but I had an awesome weekend. Saturday was my 50th birthday. I got many bottles of scotch from my friends.