Oh, golly, you know sometimes Yr Doktor Zoom goes a few weeks or more without encountering the odd mental oscillations of Wonkette frenemy Bradlee Dean, who keeps failing to sue us so we can get all his money.
Hey, let's leave the adorable puppies and kittens out of this contest, ok? I'm partial to Stupidest Carbon-Based Entity On the Internet. Let these yahoos battle it out with algae.
"Left will always win, because right is dumb," as Saul Helmet so rightly said.
Who knew this "Stupidest (hu)Man on the Internet" title would be so hotly contested...
Hey, let's leave the adorable puppies and kittens out of this contest, ok? I'm partial to Stupidest Carbon-Based Entity On the Internet. Let these yahoos battle it out with algae.