Oh, remember that ABC News story from Monday about how terrorists were doing a "dry run" (no semen) on some airplanes? No, you don't, as Wonkette is your only news source, and we this was just an "unusual set of circumstances," and authorities say nothing terroristy was happening. But ABC has kept the story up on their website and not edited or corrected it in any way, to make sure these guys' Google results will forever tell people they're terrorists. BRIAN ROSS JUST DRY-RUNNED YOUR FACE!
i don't care what that elistist math date number says, it will always be 9/11 in my heart when wonkette runs the annual round up of weeping eagle images.
i don't care what that elistist math date number says, it will always be 9/11 in my heart when wonkette runs the annual round up of weeping eagle images.
Eventually the terrorists will kill us all! And we don't have George Bush and Dick Cheney to protect us anymore.
Oh, wait. They didn't protect us on 9/11.