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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

he confused Chicago with New Orleans. Um, SER, what about Gresham OR?

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A.M. Jordan-Author at Large's avatar

This WAS a rough winter. I've lived here all my life and usually, the weather doesn't get me down, but this year it was dark and cold from around Christmas until February. I was, for the first time, getting Seasonal Depression.

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

The Glorious Revolution, 1689. No blood in the streets. OK, so a Dutch Army did kind of make that difficult...

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

The young people they do court are choads like Madison Cawthorne.

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

White Sox fans are fuming.

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Lyndonista 🇺🇸🇺🇦's avatar

I supported Vallas, because we tried the progressive way with Lightfoot and the moderate way with RM Daley, and Daley was the better mayor. Good luck to Johnson, he’ll be my mayor too, I can vote for his re-election if everything goes smoothly. This nonsense that Vallas was a closet Republican is ludicrous though. He ran as a Democrat for governor as far back as 2002 against one Rod Blagojevich, the lone “Democrat for Trump” in all of America right now. Vallas never had success at the ballot box, but he’s a great public servant. I imagine this was his last election. And this was probably just the start of Brandon Johnson’s bright career.

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Jay Hansen (I.C.E.B.U.R.G.)'s avatar

"[W]e tried the progressive way with Lightfoot....". Lori Lightfoot is under no circumstances a "progressive". She was a Clintonesque, union-busting reactionary. She was a protege of her predecessor, the ultra-scummy Raum Emanuel.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

I hollered so loud in excitement that the dog started barking and my husband asked what the hell was wrong with me.

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Mr. Foobar's avatar

and a corporate lawyer. Vallas is the one that fucked up the high school system my kids are suffering through (I love my kids' schools, its the system that's a nightmare).

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Caepan's avatar

Roll Wave!

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Brent Leatherman's avatar

You shouldn't have lost faith in us.

/s/ - a Chicagoan

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Paulomatic's avatar

Chicago on a cold winter day a few years ago.. It's a good looking town, my first big city back in 1971.https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Brent Leatherman's avatar

The FOP president is a shithead; fuck em.

(Chicago resident)

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Brent Leatherman's avatar

I'm a resident of Chicago, and voted for Johnson, but our friends to the north's election is a much bigger deal. We were up there last weekend (hey, it's less than an hour away) and the ads very absolutely vile. Keeping Kelly out of the court was huge; he's a sick individual.

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Mr. Foobar's avatar

Trifecta yesterday! (WI, Chicago, & 43 for 45)

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Mr. Foobar's avatar

Plus he can't put together a coherent sentence.

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