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I've had the Bianca Pop. Seriously, I like her sister Lolly better. Yummier.

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On planet Breitbart, Failure to Praise Rich Conservative = hit piece.

"Short-fingered vulgarian" still wins the prize.

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Thanks for the link! From that article:

(Breitbart.com has described BuzzFeed as “a left-wing rag;” has turned our editor’s name into a verb, “Bensmithing,” meant to describe a sophisticated form of journalistic malpractice in which damaging facts about Democrats are reported as a means of covering them up; has repeatedly referred to this reporter as a “media-approved Mormon;” has accused us of editing a hug out of a video to protect President Obama; has accused us of conducting “partisan strategy” to protect President Obama; and has written, according to a search of their site, 396 posts attacking BuzzFeed.)

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BiteBart can't even decide what kind of glasses McKay Coppins wears (and this is vitally important!).

But they know he gave Donald Chump a raw deal...

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You say hairpiece, I say hitpiece ... let's call the whole thing off.

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"[Dana Loesch] remains a major player in the fight to define Breitbart: her husband, for instance, produced the music in the recently-released tribute documentary <i>Hating Breitbart</i>."

Doesn't take much to be a "major player" over there, does it?

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While 10,000 people marvel at the sheer awfulness and stupidity of the piece, Blightfart proudly tallies 10,000 more "unique viewers." And fasten themselves to Trump's ass like a remora on a shark, in the hope of feeding on some bloggable scraps.

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I finally read the Coppins piece, but gave up before the bit that makes Trump seem human. The one thing I found interesting was that Trump petitioned the Lord Lyon for a coat of arms to use at his poxy golf course built on what should have been a protected site. The arms shown in the article are not the ones he was granted. They couldn't be, because they violate the first rule of heraldry. One of the very few exceptions to the rule was for the Kings of Jerusalem -- gold on silver, just like on Trump's plane. That's a grand delusion of grandeur.

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L1 cache?

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Put down that salad you cruel person!

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I love that repeating something Coppins actually mentioned himself in the article is supposed to somehow rebut him.

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I bet his sidekick's hat can take the head off a statue.

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Dave says no, it's not anything.

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And who was interviewing who, again?

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I hear he shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

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Maybe in an Ideal-Gas world....

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