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There is an inter-dimensional wormhole between Pocatello and Jeddah. Mention it at Butterburr's on 917 Yellowstone Ave. They say Osama bin Laden used to time travel there whenever he had a hankering to do some fly fishing, doncha know.

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I imagine they can probably provide themselves with food, can you? Where do you get your food from Smitty's Sunoco in Idaho Falls

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Haven't you seen what's going on in Europe? I'm sure that the potatoes are not good enough for our new guest

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How did we get onto black lives matter and their incoherent signs?

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Afraid and prepared are two different things

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You wouldn't have made a dime today

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And don't call me honey baby

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All of your insults about my education etc aside, which have nothing to do with the subject, I'm afraid that the term racism has been overused. Apparently it applies to anyone who disagrees with you

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Ahem.......Poopyhead!

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What? Twice now? Poopyhead!

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"How did we get onto black lives matter and their incoherent signs?"

We didn't, you did. The fact that you immediately went there speaks volumes about who and what you are.

A quick Google Images search of "Black Lives Matter rally" brings up thousands of pictures of grammatically correct signs with proper spelling. If they seem incoherent to you, well, maybe you're not the scholar you think you are.

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Of course not... while you traveling the world knowing mooslims better than us you probably got some gay on you and now it's affected your cognitive abilities. Just use the opposite gender restroom a few times and it will resolve itself.

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Brandon Curtiss has stepped up his game. He used to be just a run-of-the-mill dumbass small town cop. A shitty cop at that.

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Based on the number of comments you posted down-thread, I'd say you've earned your pennies today. You can now report back to your RW masters you did good this morning.

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Good thing there are plenty of pants-shitting xenophobes like you to offer a counterbalance.

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Look, if you're going to troll, at least provide us some LOLZ with stories about how we're obsessed with turgid members being shoved into rectums.

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